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kingswitcherii


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To cat or not to cat... 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Just like that, a new meme is born!
Annoying Neighbours (Spooky Story) 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Dull fact:
S.O.S. Doesn't actually stand for anything, nope not "Save our Souls" or anything like that.
In fact, the code is meant to be an ever continuing series of dots and dashes.
It only became "S.O.S." because it's a convenient abbreviation.
In morse code, it's simply used as a distress signal because it's an unique code, departed from anything else.
I'm upset that I know this.
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I would probably end up as kibble 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Apparently, people do keep them as pets.
They're ridiculously high maintenance because they're so closely related to Wolves.
They hate change, so no moving house. Seriously, if you move, the Dog will hate it and probably you.
They get intense separation anxiety, so if you leave it alone, you're looking at a sustained fuss session of about 15-20 minutes upon your return.
Sounds adorable right..? Right..?
Had a 10-minute shit? Fuss session.
Just woke up? Fuss session. Had a date come home? Fuss session before you can even get the key out the door...
They have rotating wrists though (like humans), so they could probably grab you a couple of beers, as your date calls a cab.
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"Mistake"? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Thank you!
Sums it up pretty well 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
If Mondays suck, you're in the wrong job.
Asking the real questions here 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Yes. I also see if I can keep it there with the least amount of effort.
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13 of the Scariest Things Ever To Be Caught on Trail Cameras 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I thought Bigfoot, and Sasquatch were the same creature...
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This guinea pig is an artist! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
After Five years of extensive research, we can confirm that this is in fact, a Rat.
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Right on, Ricky 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You still said what you wanted.
There were no restraints on what you said.
There is nothing that says you won't have rights taken away from you, should what you say be illegal.
Free speech isn't this magic carte balance, that protects you from being a dick. There are also laws about certain words, language, or behaviours that are not free from punishment. It's not a "get out of jail free" card.
Right on, Ricky 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Freedom of speech, doesn't mean freedom from criticism, or consequence arising from what you say.
Some people really need to remember that.
cat: "do you like my new pet hooman?" 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Fuck sake, this cat uploaded a photo using the PC, and you're worried about its grammar??
Free from cholesterol and artery-clogging 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Yeah, because you breathe smoke through your heart, and exclusively process fats through your veins.
What's that smell?
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Asking the real questions 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Even a small amount of Grapes will kill a dog. Any more than 5, and you'd better get your best friend to a vet.
Them hoes ain't loyal 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
^^Two types of people...
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Them hoes ain't loyal 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
My ex-wife did the same for a passport.
Intense shoot out 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
One of the eighties forgotten gems!
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f*cking monstrous! 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I do that.
What do you do for a living 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
What's in your bag Angelos, tell us what's in your bag, ya bastard!
Kidney stones of death 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
.. And that, children, is why they hurt like a. Mother fucker.
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Just a little bit is enough 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I had a wife like that...
Are you girls down? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You're the one that makes friends with the Dog.
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There's always that one friend 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's because he's a primadonna.
One reason Barca were happy to sell.
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That's Superglue 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
"Glued" using the handy mounting bracket on the roof, and side door.
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Very sad picture: The soul leaves the kitty's body 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Its soul is found only in the destruction of human patience.
Are you girls down? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Gimme a Blue, with a shot of Purple... Because I'll be done before your lips touch the cup.