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kingswitcherii


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Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They must've been losing viewers.
I mean, those mid-season specials were boring as hell.
Apart from the beach special, that was funny, and weird af.
Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Yeah, that did not need to happen!
Cards against humanity my favourite 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
If you heard "....and the other one..."
You're awesome.
Plz be nice when you’re sick 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
^^There's two types of people in this world...
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Turn a beer bottle into a glass cup 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Misunderstood instructions: Child on fire.
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Pls, advise.
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Everything is just a bad dream 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Ah shit, I'm still married!
Stralia 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
There's been a lot of talk on the internet about Dingoes recently, Ive been doing my research.
The orginal point is like saying Lions aren't Cats.
"A rose by any other name..."
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Stralia 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
First paragraph from first result on Google "The dingo is a type of feral dog native to Australia. The first British colonists to arrive in 1788 established a settlement at Port Jackson and recorded dingoes living there with indigenous Australians"
In fact, they HAVE been domesticated and people DO keep them as pets.
Dingo's don't just turn up, looking ridiculously similar to Dogs.
They're not strictly Dogs as we know and love, but they're STILL Dogs.
That's a fact you can't argue away.
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Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Old man Yamamoto, is fucking badass.
John Smith was savage 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Surely, a Savophile is a Paedophile that reveres Jimmy Savile as god of the paedos.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
How does anybody get caught breaking the law...?
If it passes, I don't suspect many will stop doing it. I imagine it'll be kinda like most places before homosexuality was legal.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
It's not in Uganda either. Yet.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You ever met a guy that didn't wanna talk about it?
How it was supposed to be 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
After seeing this reposted about 100 times on here, it's still funny as fuck.
It's beautiful 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Shop online and you can do it in 2, sitting on your ass.
Young love 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They look like the richest benefit (welfare) cheats ever.
To cat or not to cat... 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Just like that, a new meme is born!
Annoying Neighbours (Spooky Story) 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Dull fact:
S.O.S. Doesn't actually stand for anything, nope not "Save our Souls" or anything like that.
In fact, the code is meant to be an ever continuing series of dots and dashes.
It only became "S.O.S." because it's a convenient abbreviation.
In morse code, it's simply used as a distress signal because it's an unique code, departed from anything else.
I'm upset that I know this.
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I would probably end up as kibble 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Apparently, people do keep them as pets.
They're ridiculously high maintenance because they're so closely related to Wolves.
They hate change, so no moving house. Seriously, if you move, the Dog will hate it and probably you.
They get intense separation anxiety, so if you leave it alone, you're looking at a sustained fuss session of about 15-20 minutes upon your return.
Sounds adorable right..? Right..?
Had a 10-minute shit? Fuss session.
Just woke up? Fuss session. Had a date come home? Fuss session before you can even get the key out the door...
They have rotating wrists though (like humans), so they could probably grab you a couple of beers, as your date calls a cab.
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"Mistake"? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Thank you!
Sums it up pretty well 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
If Mondays suck, you're in the wrong job.
Asking the real questions here 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Yes. I also see if I can keep it there with the least amount of effort.
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13 of the Scariest Things Ever To Be Caught on Trail Cameras 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I thought Bigfoot, and Sasquatch were the same creature...
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This guinea pig is an artist! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
After Five years of extensive research, we can confirm that this is in fact, a Rat.
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Right on, Ricky 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You still said what you wanted.
There were no restraints on what you said.
There is nothing that says you won't have rights taken away from you, should what you say be illegal.
Free speech isn't this magic carte balance, that protects you from being a dick. There are also laws about certain words, language, or behaviours that are not free from punishment. It's not a "get out of jail free" card.