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kingswitcherii


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Fear me 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Holy crap, the humans are evolving again!
Share you stories 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I'm sorry you have to feel like that.
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Share you stories 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
It's said that one indication is when you're around them, and you feel that weird kind of "energy". If you're feeling it, 8/10 they're feeling the same way. One of you just has to start flirting, or changing the way they talk to more playful boyf/girlf type speech.
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Our memes are making a positive effect on the world 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
We've always done this in the UK...I don't get how this can be credited to a meme.
The only place I haven't seen it, is in Turkey. The drivers used to look at me like I was mental...
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Guy makes an amazing tiny knife out of a simple bolt 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I dunno why, but I found this really satisfying to watch.
This proves there's nothing I won't masturbate to...
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'yall 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That last comment; all I could think of was this:
https://youtu.be/8LeaAljsy7s
That was deep 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Turn on a light.
If it doesnt turn on, you're asleep.
At least that's what "waking life" taught me.
Majestic 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
...af
Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They must've been losing viewers.
I mean, those mid-season specials were boring as hell.
Apart from the beach special, that was funny, and weird af.
Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Yeah, that did not need to happen!
Cards against humanity my favourite 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
If you heard "....and the other one..."
You're awesome.
Plz be nice when you’re sick 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
^^There's two types of people in this world...
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Turn a beer bottle into a glass cup 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Misunderstood instructions: Child on fire.
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Pls, advise.
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Everything is just a bad dream 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Ah shit, I'm still married!
Stralia 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
There's been a lot of talk on the internet about Dingoes recently, Ive been doing my research.
The orginal point is like saying Lions aren't Cats.
"A rose by any other name..."
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Stralia 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
First paragraph from first result on Google "The dingo is a type of feral dog native to Australia. The first British colonists to arrive in 1788 established a settlement at Port Jackson and recorded dingoes living there with indigenous Australians"
In fact, they HAVE been domesticated and people DO keep them as pets.
Dingo's don't just turn up, looking ridiculously similar to Dogs.
They're not strictly Dogs as we know and love, but they're STILL Dogs.
That's a fact you can't argue away.
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Old men 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Old man Yamamoto, is fucking badass.
John Smith was savage 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Surely, a Savophile is a Paedophile that reveres Jimmy Savile as god of the paedos.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
How does anybody get caught breaking the law...?
If it passes, I don't suspect many will stop doing it. I imagine it'll be kinda like most places before homosexuality was legal.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
It's not in Uganda either. Yet.
Roses are red, children don't like beating 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You ever met a guy that didn't wanna talk about it?
How it was supposed to be 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
After seeing this reposted about 100 times on here, it's still funny as fuck.
It's beautiful 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Shop online and you can do it in 2, sitting on your ass.
Young love 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They look like the richest benefit (welfare) cheats ever.