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kingswitcherii


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Jiraffic design 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's a fair point.
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I found that out about Shakespeare only very recently.
I have ADD, so I like to share knowledge before I forget it. Especially when I'm on social sites like this, I can bookmark it and come back to it.
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Cars made by communism 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
"Bu-but, that wasn't reeeeeeaaall communism!"
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Natural history museum, london 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
No, mine is much bigg...oh I see what you did there... xD
Throwing shade 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I stand corrected.
I didn't even check to be honest, that's how much I pay attention.
Anyway, my point is she's young and has a lot to learn. If the press caught some of the shit I'd done at her age, I'd have been hounded off social media forever.
Jiraffic design 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Then you could argue General should be spelled with a J, and the second "e" is generally silent.
English is complex, and the reasons behind why a human reads a word and says something differently can also be attributed colloquially.
I mean, even Shakespeare pronounced Love differently than we do now -hence why some of his poetry doesn't rhyme in modern
Tongue- because of the time in English language that even hard 'R's and 'e's were being pronounced.
But anyway, bollocks to it all.
It's "Giff" to me and always will be.
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#myasshole 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
39. I call it a hashtag, because that's what it was evolved into.
Tomato Tomartini.
Throwing shade 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
It's not Kylie's fault the media are misrepresenting her.
She's a fucking teen for God sake.
Sort your own shit out before judging others.
Never forget the truly great 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I've known poor people that have come into money and become incredibly selfish, never sharing a penny because they're too busy spending.
Who cares how someone got there?
It's the personality of the person that dictates how money is distributed.
E.g. Murdoch vs Gates.
Responses of hatred and jealousy when someone is successful, is the epitome of one that will never achieve because you should only ever compete with yourself, and this is why social media is destroying culture; Focus on someone else and never concentrate on pursuing your own aspirations.
All sit upon the highest horse and tell everyone what someone should do with their own money/life.
Why was Bruce Almighty such a successful movie?
Because the hero embodied the personality of what everyone would do with power. Sort out your own house, then get everything else straight.
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TL;DR: If you're going to be above reproach, you should be beyond reproach.
Make sense to me! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
In a world with too much internet, and not enough books...
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Natural history museum, london 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I'll admit, the first time I went there, it was really freaky...then I met Boris the T-Rex...that was more so.
Jiraffic design 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
No, I'm now going to pronounce it Giraffics.
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The greatest info I have ever received from news 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Let's appease those that complain of air in their crisps (or Chips), by removing it.
Then watch as they complain about mashed crisps (or Chips).
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Book dress 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Girl, are you a library book...?
Oh, it's a dress, sorry excuse me.
So much awkwardness 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
She is generally the most awkward woman in UK politics...
Can confirm it works 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Viz Top Tips?
What the fuk is dis 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
**TRIGGERED**
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Fear me 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Holy crap, the humans are evolving again!
Share you stories 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I'm sorry you have to feel like that.
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Share you stories 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
It's said that one indication is when you're around them, and you feel that weird kind of "energy". If you're feeling it, 8/10 they're feeling the same way. One of you just has to start flirting, or changing the way they talk to more playful boyf/girlf type speech.
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Our memes are making a positive effect on the world 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
We've always done this in the UK...I don't get how this can be credited to a meme.
The only place I haven't seen it, is in Turkey. The drivers used to look at me like I was mental...
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Guy makes an amazing tiny knife out of a simple bolt 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I dunno why, but I found this really satisfying to watch.
This proves there's nothing I won't masturbate to...
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'yall 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That last comment; all I could think of was this:
https://youtu.be/8LeaAljsy7s
That was deep 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Turn on a light.
If it doesnt turn on, you're asleep.
At least that's what "waking life" taught me.
Majestic 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
...af