"Some mothers fuckers always trynna ice skate uphill..."

We Brits actually call it Candy Floss, not Faury Floss.

Worst. Prime minister. Ever.

Tim Minchin...

"We have such sights to show you..."

This person needs to get in the fucking bin.

It's been going since the 60s, I think we're good.

Err...actually, 70s, 80s, AND 90s...

Already had 3 major spoilers for Endgame.
People just don't seem to get that not everyone can watch it on opening weekend.

Looks awful

That's Bullshit....the judge would've said "should have".

"I don't think I've EVER looked in this draw..."
"Wow, a gun!"

Bee Bra!

I used to work with a guy, that would recite The Beatles "Revolution number 9" whenever anyone tried to count...Git.

Donkey Long.

Baba ga

Man Bat is actually quite a tough opponent.

Double Dragon...and pretty much every sequel to it.

*Boop*

What a Beaut'!

That's a line from Aliens...

What? No Top Hats? No Canes for fouling?

How did she call? You're not allowed to give your phone number via eBay.