Unexpecto patronum 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
I really wanna see that Daniel Radcliffe movie.
It's not easy, reflecting green 21 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Stack three mirrors on top of each other.
What colour are they from a side view?
That's right, they're mu'fuggin green.
What colour are they from a side view?
That's right, they're mu'fuggin green.
Yeah f**k em' 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
I've just finished a song and submitted it to someone in the industry.
Here's hoping.
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Here's hoping.
Try not to cry.............Cry a lot 13 comments
Mr. Goldfish is always happy 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Was going to say that. It was a fallacy created by pet shops to sell tiny tanks, without the owner feeling guilty.
Studies were conducted using slides with coloured circles in them, when the scientists moved the slides/upended them, the goldfish would go to the exact spots it had just come from at the end of the maze.
Studies were conducted using slides with coloured circles in them, when the scientists moved the slides/upended them, the goldfish would go to the exact spots it had just come from at the end of the maze.
This grandpa made cradle for his grandson 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Baby made poopy for Grandpa.
The ciiiiiiircle of life!!
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The ciiiiiiircle of life!!
Sounds about white 13 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
My coffee shop closes at 8pm, two white kids came in at 7:57 (company rules state that we can't turn a customer away until it's 8pm on the dot, unless the manager decides to overrule it), and asked
"can we have one last coffee? PLEAAAAASE? I know, so sorry to be those people"
They seemed nice enough and apologetic, so my manager didn't pull rank, and said "sure, what would you like?"
"One oat milk latte with caramel and cream, and one Soya hot chocolate latte, with hazelnut, thanks".
*hands over two Starbucks takeout cups*
(We're a rival coffee shop).
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If you stood close enough to my manager, you could hear the vibrations in her skull from all the internal screaming.
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*edit for context*
Oat milk is a tricky one, as people have allergies, so we have to make certain allowances for this. Soya milk isn't such a bad thing, but a massive pain in the arse, when you've already cleaned and wiped down the coffee machine, and put away most milk alternative jugs leading up to a close.
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"can we have one last coffee? PLEAAAAASE? I know, so sorry to be those people"
They seemed nice enough and apologetic, so my manager didn't pull rank, and said "sure, what would you like?"
"One oat milk latte with caramel and cream, and one Soya hot chocolate latte, with hazelnut, thanks".
*hands over two Starbucks takeout cups*
(We're a rival coffee shop).
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If you stood close enough to my manager, you could hear the vibrations in her skull from all the internal screaming.
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*edit for context*
Oat milk is a tricky one, as people have allergies, so we have to make certain allowances for this. Soya milk isn't such a bad thing, but a massive pain in the arse, when you've already cleaned and wiped down the coffee machine, and put away most milk alternative jugs leading up to a close.
It was that damn smile 4 comments
I painted my friend :)) 10 comments
Me either 15 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Yup, happened in my middle school, and I wasn't privately educated.
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Spartans, Athenians, Corinthians, and Trojans.
I was Athenian.
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Spartans, Athenians, Corinthians, and Trojans.
I was Athenian.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
People are basically losing their shit because they've decide to move out of Grandma's house and live less in the taxpayer's pocket. You'd think people would be all for that, but no. The criticism levelled at Meghan is pretty disgusting when you make direct comparisons.
What about royals in the past that have bankrupted entire countries?
I'd say in terms of the bigger picture, these two pale in comparison also.
What about royals in the past that have bankrupted entire countries?
I'd say in terms of the bigger picture, these two pale in comparison also.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
I never said she couldn't be a gold digger, I just highly doubt that she is one.
Humans can be greedy, but that doesnt mean that she is. Blanket statements and conjecture don't justify condemnation, that's mob mentality and another form of proof that you're jumping on the rage porn bandwagon.
She spends money on shopping, big woop. I bet Katie Price makes her pale in comparison. She certainly spends less overall from the royal purse than Kate Middleton. Meghan has no stylist, no chef, and no housekeeper, her and Harry are pretty self sufficient. I'd like to see your sources for this supposition of yours, because I certainly can't find it anywhere.
Also, what? "The whole of Europe!" You scream. What does that mean exactly?
She spends more than every person in Europe? Because it certainly seems like a sensationalist statement to me, and I could point you in the direction of a few more that spend way more than her, and they're not even Royal.
Humans can be greedy, but that doesnt mean that she is. Blanket statements and conjecture don't justify condemnation, that's mob mentality and another form of proof that you're jumping on the rage porn bandwagon.
She spends money on shopping, big woop. I bet Katie Price makes her pale in comparison. She certainly spends less overall from the royal purse than Kate Middleton. Meghan has no stylist, no chef, and no housekeeper, her and Harry are pretty self sufficient. I'd like to see your sources for this supposition of yours, because I certainly can't find it anywhere.
Also, what? "The whole of Europe!" You scream. What does that mean exactly?
She spends more than every person in Europe? Because it certainly seems like a sensationalist statement to me, and I could point you in the direction of a few more that spend way more than her, and they're not even Royal.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Additionally, where's your ire when it comes to the paedo Prince?
Or perhaps the PM being on holiday while a potential world war 3 starts?
Nah, just fall for the smoke and mirrors and ignore all that eh?
Or perhaps the PM being on holiday while a potential world war 3 starts?
Nah, just fall for the smoke and mirrors and ignore all that eh?
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
By your logic, anyone that marries a royal is a gold digger, since there's no actual foundation for your claims but regurgitating the same crap that's been concocted by the media.
Step back and think for yourself for a change.
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Step back and think for yourself for a change.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
....and? She's still a millionaire.
It's your kind of mentality that made their decision to step back.
Thanks for proving my point.
It's your kind of mentality that made their decision to step back.
Thanks for proving my point.
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
I see, so all the hideous racism towards Meghan in the UK media, the false rumours about Harry's birth father that have been continually debunked by experts yet still continue because the media have ingrained the bullshit into the public subconscious, and the fact that he had to follow his mother's coffin at the age of 12 after his Dad cheated on her with a bridge troll, is alright?
Yeah, but let's completely vilify them, while Prince Andrew gets away with fucking kids, and being friends with a high profile paedophile.
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"Yas. O.M.G. how like, totally disrespectful of them to want something better for their new family. Ghad. I can't totally even".
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Yeah, but let's completely vilify them, while Prince Andrew gets away with fucking kids, and being friends with a high profile paedophile.
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"Yas. O.M.G. how like, totally disrespectful of them to want something better for their new family. Ghad. I can't totally even".
I thought this was too funny 37 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Yeah, what an arsehole.
How dare she marry him for money, the millionaire bitch.
How dare she marry him for money, the millionaire bitch.
