Exuberant mediaeval luxuriant Swan 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
It could be...
Coffee 7 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
They call me coffee, because Five minutes with me makes you wanna shit.
Coffee 7 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
They call me coffee, because Five minutes with me makes you wanna shit.
My dog Shadow. 14.5 yrs and counting! 14 comments
lets dance 1 comments
Exuberant mediaeval luxuriant Swan 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Dear God, that's awful.
Surely, that's two steps away from standing outside your workplace, holding a decapitated, pigeon with a copy of the national enquirer sticking out of his bum...
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Surely, that's two steps away from standing outside your workplace, holding a decapitated, pigeon with a copy of the national enquirer sticking out of his bum...
Exuberant mediaeval luxuriant Swan 11 comments
Ain't gettin nunna that 10 comments
Small repeating absorbing Heron 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Oats are already Oats.
Just down a box in front of him, with an Oat Milk chaser.
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Just down a box in front of him, with an Oat Milk chaser.
Rare picture of Devil's horn sunrise 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Devil: "Hehe..."
Ship's Captain: "What was that?"
Devil: "Hehehe"
Ship's Captain: "oh for fu...Dude we can see your horns, just get it over with..."
Devil: "My wha..? Dammit!"
Ship's Captain: "What was that?"
Devil: "Hehehe"
Ship's Captain: "oh for fu...Dude we can see your horns, just get it over with..."
Devil: "My wha..? Dammit!"
Rare picture of Devil's horn sunrise 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Devil: "Hehe..."
Ship's Captain: "What was that?"
Devil: "Hehehe"
Ship's Captain: "oh for fu...Dude we can see your horns, just get it over with..."
Devil: "My wha..? Dammit!"
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Ship's Captain: "What was that?"
Devil: "Hehehe"
Ship's Captain: "oh for fu...Dude we can see your horns, just get it over with..."
Devil: "My wha..? Dammit!"
Gets me every time 1 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
It always pissed me off that Bluetooth headphones have enough power to remind you of that every 5 seconds, rather than just give you that extra power to listen to music, and shut the fuck up.
I heard it once, thanks.
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I heard it once, thanks.
Vegan cat 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Vegan Gains famously nearly killed his Dog because he was so arrogant, he believed a Dog could survive on Vegan food.
He was doing everything short of physically forcing it.
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He was doing everything short of physically forcing it.
2,020 reasons why avoiding people is a good idea this year 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Yes. Why you got downvoted for asking a simple question, I don't know. Must be a Tory.
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classified info 7 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
The autopsy would spot the needle wound, as it would have occurred prior to death, not having enough time to coagulate.
It would be best just to let them live. If they're a horrible person, that's a worse fate than death.
It would be best just to let them live. If they're a horrible person, that's a worse fate than death.
Say '7/10, would bang', instead 1 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Also "you're punching above your weight" is a nice way of saying that not only would you bang a guys girlfriend, you also think you're better looking than him, and should be banging her instead.
Precision drifting on a pallet jack 3 comments
Camouflage of a Golden Plover Hatchling 7 comments
Kids have a certain magic to them 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?
Kids have a certain magic to them 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?
Pizza boys in texas *the robber is already ded* 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
Well, if you cut funding left, right and centre for the police, what do you expect?
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Poor meow meow 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
This guy was called out for dipping this kitten's head in the original post.
A kitten would have the yoghurt all over its chin and front, not over its entire face.
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A kitten would have the yoghurt all over its chin and front, not over its entire face.
*x-files theme* 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 years ago
That's not sunscreen, that's the solar panel to power his bumscreen wipers.
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