Animate a used tampon inside a boxing glove, and nobody will even know the difference.

You need a class 2. They even touch upon in the movie From Dusk till Dawn.

Dem feels

You really shouldn't be picking blueberries from someone's ass.
Grab the Gooseberries round the front.

Best Cats ever.

"Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence..."

Huurs

I hope she gets Cancer of the Cunt.
Don't even care what people think of me for this.

Black ball went down before the others, that's a forfeit.

I'm a Spurs fan, so to be fair, I'd be that happy holding Clint Dempsey's hand.

Everyone knows that woman hitting good, man hitting bad.

Well, this is gonna make it hard for women to not hit snooze 12 times before work...

Happy Birthday dude!

She doesn't deserve him

Bird of paradise, such a classy plant.

Well, if you watched the movie, you'd know...

They are hungry, they're just too polite to ask. Just get your friend some food anyway
If they don't need it, a homeless person will appreciate it.

Twisty!

This meme perfectly respresents the reason we have Lockdown due to the coronavirus AGAIN.
Because, even when things are going well, someone has to step in and fuck shit up.

I played Street fighter on the SNES for about two years incessantly, and had to time up the moves with two second intervals. Now I imagine Guile doing his spin kick in my head to count...

Welp, at least you can say you've had a threesome. There's always one person left out, regretting their decision and wanting to leave but can't...

As if Freddy didn't have enough issues with being burned...

Because you never go full retard...

Bletee blu bla! Po de mer!