Definitely noticed her first. I like Blue/aquamarine on a girl, I'm not sure why.

As many*

As many*

After*

If she's gonna do the movie, I propose we make a new petition for her to receive a kick in the Cunt.

Someone's been watching South Park...

"Well, well, well, if it ain't smelly Jenny Five shirts..."

Animate a used tampon inside a boxing glove, and nobody will even know the difference.

You need a class 2. They even touch upon in the movie From Dusk till Dawn.

Dem feels

You really shouldn't be picking blueberries from someone's ass.
Grab the Gooseberries round the front.

Best Cats ever.

"Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence..."

Huurs

I hope she gets Cancer of the Cunt.
Don't even care what people think of me for this.

Black ball went down before the others, that's a forfeit.

I'm a Spurs fan, so to be fair, I'd be that happy holding Clint Dempsey's hand.

Everyone knows that woman hitting good, man hitting bad.

Well, this is gonna make it hard for women to not hit snooze 12 times before work...

Happy Birthday dude!

She doesn't deserve him

Bird of paradise, such a classy plant.