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kingswitcherii


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Real friends rub it... 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Girlfriends help you rub one out...
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Return to the sender 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What?
Stuff That Only Happens In Movies 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
A soap opera in the UK called Eastenders; every guy walks into the pub, up to the bar and says "Pint please".
The women more often than not order a Vodka, or Gin and tonic, wine etc..
Why don't the guys have to be specific?
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Anon explains how to be fresh 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...should've added the verse about sipping O.J. from a champagne glass.
This is fixing to be the worst Pirates of the Caribbean I've ever heard of 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Only if The Turd had to give her fee to a male victims of domestic violence charity...
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Good memory has its disadvantages 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Gaslighted by your family?
That sucks dude.
"stay anon" 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
No, you only play regularly and with the same numbers, IF you're terrible with money.
The average American spends $200 + on the lottery a month.
Ahhh... Right, that one 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"What??"
"You KNOW what..."
"Let em have it..."
Bonus points for the reference without Googling.
"stay anon" 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Only if you're terrible with money, and give it away to the people that never talked to you before your win.
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This is fixing to be the worst Pirates of the Caribbean I've ever heard of 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Do please, just fuck all the way off...
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The Hyperion Coast Redwood seems pretty tall, relatively 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Big Ben is the nickname for the Bell.
Elizabeth Tower is the structure that holds it.
When she what? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
117? Pah! Amateur!
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My sister got a dog by accident 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
She tripped over and fell in love.
That moment when 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Nah, the pope wasn't in Star Wars...
Useless everyday things 40 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Day drinking, I choose you!"
Useless everyday things 40 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Day drinking, I choose you!"