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kingswitcherii


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Mommy when i can touch my wee wee 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
His Nephew came in and he...he didn't stop....WTAF??
You're a dog Harry! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to say "Harry Pupper..."
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
His moral teachings, as high preacher mean that he cannot be wrong in his teachings.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
To an extent. But, he's the one that can change the rules of the bible.
His word is the word of God.
All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Cashback
Scarred for life. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Oppan*
All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Haha you old.
They'd sooner do what Nasim Najafi Aghdam did 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ads halfway through someone's sentence?
Yeah, fuck you.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Papal infallibility.
What the Pope says goes for the whole of Catholicism, and can change centuries of homophobia in one sentence.
Awwwwwwwwwwww 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Rat*
'Tis the natural order of things 38 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Is that why Americans get so offended when you say "Cunt"?
"Cunt" is a term of endearment in England...
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Stupid snobbish Jellyfish 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Spicy kitty
You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That seems pretty normal to me...
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You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Doing vocal warm ups, and gesticulating as if I'm doing a stand up comedy routine, with breaks for laughter.
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Spin that disc! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...or a crap car
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All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Wrong. GEN X is those born between 1965 - 1980.
Gen Y is born between 1981 - 1995
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2020 wall decoration 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Keep the "La" and make it a political satire on the French going to war.
"La Ugh..."
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NSFW swearing 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
May I just say; CuntPunnet.
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Why it's hard to work from home 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Whut doin?"
"Working"
"I halp"
"I can't see the..."
"I git Gatto, he halp 'swell.."
"No, don't get the..."
"Feed me bitch...ooh warm, must be for sits.."
"For fuck sake..."
This urinal has an open space to look through 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
*kid with binoculars on the plane*
"Teehee...winky..."
Mobile Phone back in the day 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I dunno wtf they're smiling about, those bitches were heavy as shit.
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Gotham City - Toronto, Canada at Night 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I wanna go here. It looks like a Cyberpunk dream!
Destination: Autumn 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Hogwarts*
Everyone has that friend 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This reminds me of the "man's not hot" guy from first dates.