@mialinay @demryn What happened?? 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Just like most things sold in America, and the UK. True story.
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
That they're not human, therefore have different biology, and anything you put out there to feel good about being obese isn't helping you?
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Henlo, fbi? 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Call my room a shipyard; because there's navel semen everywhere and it fucking stinks.
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A dad and his daughter out fishing 1 comments
Thankful big taboo Hamster 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Not long before YouTube realises and stops it, once this post goes viral
Crazy good Captain Marvel cosplay 5 comments
Feel the Difference 3 comments
Precious 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
...Mfw I'm on a first date and I try to let out a fart, thinking my date won't notice.
The ice is slippery, be careful why dontcha? 6 comments
What?! 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Shame I couldn't find a girl with a rusty water pump in my teens.
Oh well, I'm off to fuck this vacuum cleaner.
I don't get thrills over it, but the nurse in accident and emergency is hot and its the only chance I have of hanging out with her with a difficult election.
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Oh well, I'm off to fuck this vacuum cleaner.
I don't get thrills over it, but the nurse in accident and emergency is hot and its the only chance I have of hanging out with her with a difficult election.
Pretty accurate, really 6 comments
What?! 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Really? Is that why there's barely a woman that can give a decent blow job, and give hand jobs like they're trying to get water out of a rusty pump?
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Thats mine! No I want that one! 2 comments
Conspiracy you say 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Man, you just can't have a good old Asphyxi wank in your jail cell anymore, without people thinking it was suicide...
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Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
You forget that this is the institution that didn't punish peadophole priests, because they had been exiled to a cushy island, and the pope at the time deemed them to have "suffered enough".
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They finally get it 16 comments
