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kingswitcherii


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Bang bang 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
We may have stolen it from the Asians, but Yorkshire made it better.
Horses Are So Majestic 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I saw this on pornhub.
Probably a different post though...
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Horses Are So Majestic 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I saw this in pornhub.
Probably a different post though...
The smoothest bun you'll ever see 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
HERA - "Zeus, No!"
ZEUS - "Imma fuck it!"
How tall is Ash? 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ash's Charizard is actually 7 feet tall, so that could still make Ash about 4'5", which would be normal for a young boy.
Chicken is Friendly 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Bock
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Have a good day fj 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Roses are Red,
True love is Grand...
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Well I'm not even mad I lost my flop now. 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I totally forgive you.
When I message a girl I like and she ignores me 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well, try not sending Dick Pics, you may have more luck...
Move it closer 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Some might say his life is pretty In tents.
The many smirks of our new Batman: Ben Affleck 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
These comments aged well..
What school is this? 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'm guessing the percussionist was too busy Banging to film it all.
Sorry I'm late, I only have Internet explorer.
What do you have against Canadians, anyw’eh? 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ey! Fuck you Buddeh!
You're welcome 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The cupcakes have become sentient!
Run for your lives!
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Umm, that won't help much 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"You're out of luck dear, pretty much fucked dear, under da seeeeeeaaa!"
F those clowns man 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
2020: "hold my beer"
* cracks knuckles*
When kids clean their room 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Kids? Nah.
College liberal - Heard this today 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Funny thing is, it is a dude.
Baddies 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This was from That Mitchell and Webb look.
This character was definitely called Hans.
What would you do? 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Tell him I love his movies, and start calling him "Son" just to piss him off, and hope he retorts with "You mother fucker..."
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please god, please 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This post aged well....
can't wait 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Hey now, this could completely be innocent.
Maybe she's peeing directly into his penis, so he can go for them both, because guys can more or less go anywhere.
I said innocent, I didn't say it wasn't also gonna be weird.
Golden memes 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Things were so innocent back then...
Now we have a deadly disease that's worse than Cancer
It's called Twitter.
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We also have COVID-19.
Run for Christmas 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It's like that horrible dream when you turn up to work naked, only you're not at work, everyone is a stranger, and the fridge is still at home.
Amen and awomen 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Jokes on them, my girlfriend is Asexual.