Everything about you is stored in every app you own.
You give it permissions to keep your photos, put anything it wants on your phone, and listen to your conversations at will.
You've surrendered your rights to privacy since you were born.
You're not off the grid because you choose not to own an iPhone, or because some guy on the Internet says "siri is listening".
You won't stop using it, and you won't stop giving permission to give away your rights.
Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everybody's gonna die.
Come watch TV...

If she got A cups, and AAA personality, then she's already passed.

It's a Dinosaur. It would've been like "shit it's hot all of a sudden, sucks having feathers..."

Firefox has crashed.

"Imrpove"

Myth

"Scar" means "Cunt"

Unit

Almost every Brit knows this.

No, it's not. The life span is 4 years.
Averages don't work like that.

Happy Birthday Kobe.
I be back next year. Youre a good boi.

Panics*

Python playing the long game with his prey...

Ellen just sitting there again, making it all about her.

Pretty accurate tbh.

If I were the Arctic Monkeys, I would have started playing the Oscar speech music.

A bit rapey...

What the fu-

Not true.
Before them there was table flip and "FUUUUUUUUUUU...."

"That's one small step for a man, one giant le...oh shit, sorry dude.."

Watched my brother win the triathlon, because my Mum wasn't like: "If you have to go, Noah, take your brother..."