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kingswitcherii


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Meanwhile, in June, at Chick-fil-A 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
My Tickles don't Pouch.
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Just like Dog indented.
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Worst. Assembly. Ever 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"He's got the whoooole wOOoorld in his pants..."
We've All Done It At One Point In Our Lives 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Totally.
This is how I will remember 2015 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Greetings from 2021.
Oh, how much worse it got...
Story of my life 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You're single because you're fucking 3 Years old, dude...
Samuel L. Jackson's true identity 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Dude, you got blinded by a Cat...
Man of iron 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Funeral, sadness, and a Statue for Tony.
"Natasha who...?"
Make this Happen MARVEL 30 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Your wish is granted!
Make this Happen MARVEL 30 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ugh. We got Brie Larson, and a shit movie instead...
Double standard 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Crimes of passion would be looked upon in the same way in court.
Woman or Man, the judge would most likely be lenient.
Revival of scene 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Luckily, this was all avoided because the theatrical release of the movie was bollocks.
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Ever been this high? 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I've been "standing in a Lake in my pants, in a thunderstorm screaming 'come and get me, Cunt!!' High.
Does that count?
They're alright 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Show: The Young Ones
Episode: Nasty
Hipster Noah 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Oi you!"
"What us?"
"Yeah, you at the back...No trainers...sorry, sorry, doorman flashbacks.. I meant TWO of every animal, not three of each..."
"Well, we-"
"NO, God said Two of every animal. Now four of you have got your hopes up and you're gonna die..."
"Can't you jus-"
"Nah mate, off the fucking Ark, you're holding up the line..."
"What are we supposed t-"
"Not my problem..."
"Hang on, you've got your whole family on board, are you gonna chuck them off as well?"
"Don't back talk me, ya Goat Prick.
Off the boat. I fact stay off the boat, I've decided for you...anyone else got any comments or questions for the chosen friend of our divine being?"
**others get off, looking sheepish""
Digging in the right places 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"...DaaaaAAArk night..."
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The real reason pigeons are walking rathter than flying 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Pengwings stink of poop
· Edited 3 years ago
Gina Carano - proving how tolerant they are by.. bullying her out of a job 22 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
So, you literally just proved my point that you could've Googled something instead of asking, by Googling something.
Thanks.
Gina Carano - proving how tolerant they are by.. bullying her out of a job 22 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Now you're arguing because I won't do your research for you?
Please, carry on with the mob mentality, while I sip from this cup made of irony.
The Force Awakens 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It didn't really though, did it?
It kinda hit the snooze button.
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Today is a fustercluck 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It is Mein Reich to cry!
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Jannisary moment 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Hueng Min Son.
Absolute beast of a player.
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Josh Onomah...not so much...
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Gina Carano - proving how tolerant they are by.. bullying her out of a job 22 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Yeah, nah....that really wasn't it.
I can make you cry 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Sounds demanding for a trip to the grocery store, but ok...