It really is. Her smile melts my heart too.

Unit

Minimum wage drone making money for multi-billion dollar, tax-dodging business, stops people enjoying their purchase.
Careful on that edge, bro.
Not sure "the man" can handle such a protest...

That's the weirdest Giraffe I've ever seen...

My Girlfriend came out as Ace a couple of months ago.
Most of the guys that used to sub to her Twitch stopped, and people stopped visiting her channel as much, because I guess if there's not chance of having sex with the girl on the screen, even a 0.0001% chance, she's not worth it.
Now, they barely even ask how she is on her own server.
She's the kindest, most thoughtful and generous person I've ever met.
I now fucking hate people because of this.

The last one didn't age well...

A Wand.
I could make my dick bigger with a Wand, I'd probably cut my cock off with a LightSaber while buttering toast.

Unit

Porn

This was actually turned into an episode of "Tales of the unexpected" of the same name too.
You can find them all on YouTube!

"Feff"

Hench

Hench

...or cenobites...

It was more like
"oOh...gRaNdMa WhAt biG tEeTh yOu haVe.."

The first and second rules were made to teach you that you should break the rules.

Just for the record, the s3 was bollocks

Pepperidge farm remembers...and if you don't want everyone to know what you did on August the 18th 1987, and again on November the 6th 1995, you'd better pay up.
Usual place, usual time...