Thank you. I needed this today.

Because he's hung like a Donkey.
That's the joke...

She's still claiming -in court documentation no less- that she donated 100m to charity, despite the charity itself refuting it PUBLICALLY.

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How many times do you think Peter Pettigrew joined in?
I mean the guy's name even sounds like he's a peado...

Where the hell is Beaven?

m8, we start fights over spilled drinks ffs.

Shh...he doesn't know he's a Duck yet...

It really is. Her smile melts my heart too.

Unit

Minimum wage drone making money for multi-billion dollar, tax-dodging business, stops people enjoying their purchase.
Careful on that edge, bro.
Not sure "the man" can handle such a protest...

That's the weirdest Giraffe I've ever seen...

My Girlfriend came out as Ace a couple of months ago.
Most of the guys that used to sub to her Twitch stopped, and people stopped visiting her channel as much, because I guess if there's not chance of having sex with the girl on the screen, even a 0.0001% chance, she's not worth it.
Now, they barely even ask how she is on her own server.
She's the kindest, most thoughtful and generous person I've ever met.
I now fucking hate people because of this.

The last one didn't age well...

A Wand.
I could make my dick bigger with a Wand, I'd probably cut my cock off with a LightSaber while buttering toast.

Unit

Porn

This was actually turned into an episode of "Tales of the unexpected" of the same name too.
You can find them all on YouTube!

"Feff"

Hench

Hench