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kingswitcherii


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Cats and diddies 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Uh. Whut?
Number one so why try harder. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Thanks, now I have "Once in a lifetime" by Talking Heads in my head...
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Mind: Blown 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Maybe because their researchers are awful at their job.
It would've taken one Google search, or one phone call to literally any Brit to find out.
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Mind: Blown 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
They're two completely different buildings.
The Tower of London is where the Crown Jewels, famous Tower Ravens reside as well as the Beefeaters (not a euphemism for oral btw).
The Elizabeth Tower and Big Ben, are attached to the houses of Parliament.
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Fun Fact: An English condiment call HP sauce, or Brown (Braaahn saws) is named after the House of Parliament.
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Japanese signs 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
1. Give your seat up to those with the old "four hours or more" issue,
2. Vacate for kids with a good WI-FI signal.
3. Feel free to entertain the passengers with your rendition of wonderwall, on the cymbals.
4. Please beware of government tracking devices disguised as dildoes.
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When you try to be philosophical 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I tried. Now I'm not allowed within 5km of the playboy mansion.
Sorry to disturb 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Thank you. I needed this today.
The biggest question in the history of animation 22 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Because he's hung like a Donkey.
That's the joke...
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Could be, can't see the Dantel everywhere, so it might be American lol.
A little outdated, still nice to hear 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
She's still claiming -in court documentation no less- that she donated 100m to charity, despite the charity itself refuting it PUBLICALLY.
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I believe it 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
X
Many, many times probably. 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
How many times do you think Peter Pettigrew joined in?
I mean the guy's name even sounds like he's a peado...
As nice as heaven 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Where the hell is Beaven?
This is why the revolution really happened 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
m8, we start fights over spilled drinks ffs.
Duck 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Shh...he doesn't know he's a Duck yet...
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Yeah I enjoy it 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It really is. Her smile melts my heart too.
You can't touch me bro 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Unit
Barista hates cringe 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Minimum wage drone making money for multi-billion dollar, tax-dodging business, stops people enjoying their purchase.
Careful on that edge, bro.
Not sure "the man" can handle such a protest...
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Daily dose of history, part 55 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
That's the weirdest Giraffe I've ever seen...
Daily dose of history, part 55 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Well, they didn't live for long...
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The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
My Girlfriend came out as Ace a couple of months ago.
Most of the guys that used to sub to her Twitch stopped, and people stopped visiting her channel as much, because I guess if there's not chance of having sex with the girl on the screen, even a 0.0001% chance, she's not worth it.
Now, they barely even ask how she is on her own server.
She's the kindest, most thoughtful and generous person I've ever met.
I now fucking hate people because of this.
Actors who don't age 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
The last one didn't age well...
Wand or light saber? 70 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
A Wand.
I could make my dick bigger with a Wand, I'd probably cut my cock off with a LightSaber while buttering toast.
I can't bear to watch this 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
4 years on, and this is still awkward af..