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kingswitcherii


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I find your lack of faith disturbing 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Personally, I agree.
Cats are cute because they're fluff and mews.
These Cats look like sweat, and pepper spray.
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Deezgoostin! 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
M8 ave you even ad Cokaws and mussaws?
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It’s very hard to 1up mine 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
AIDS, HIV, Unprotected sex.
It’s very hard to 1up mine 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I can't wait for this family to be as irrelevant as algebra to a layman.
The tree that just doesn't give up.... 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Don't... don't you let go!
Reeeeeeeach!
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Photter 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You're*
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Polish Man 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
FloridaMan's Nemesis!
Somebody make this a movie...
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Brooding 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
So, Liam Neeson?
Average grief 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The "Meh" train robbery.
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Average grief 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The mediocre Escape
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Please excuse me as I'm going to let loose my last few brain cells 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Get out. This isn't a spectator sport.
I find your lack of faith disturbing 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Have no idea why people find these Cats so adorable.
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Maybe we at least have a conversation 28 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
So wait, they've just pulled out of Afghanistan....why do they need another $753B??
Who's next?
I don't know what to write for my title, it would probably get changed anyway... 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I would be the guy that finds this and puts an 'S' at the beginning, giggling to myself like a 5 year-old.
History 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Give it time....
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Tell me something cool 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Thanks professor.
Tell me something cool 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
1 in 3 men is gay.
How you get inside 3 men at the same time is still being researched...
Tell me something cool 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Two freaky Raccoons...
History 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I hate the attitude of Dildos.
They're all stuck up Cunts.
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Cats and diddies 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Uh. Whut?
Number one so why try harder. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Thanks, now I have "Once in a lifetime" by Talking Heads in my head...
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Mind: Blown 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Maybe because their researchers are awful at their job.
It would've taken one Google search, or one phone call to literally any Brit to find out.
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Mind: Blown 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
They're two completely different buildings.
The Tower of London is where the Crown Jewels, famous Tower Ravens reside as well as the Beefeaters (not a euphemism for oral btw).
The Elizabeth Tower and Big Ben, are attached to the houses of Parliament.
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Fun Fact: An English condiment call HP sauce, or Brown (Braaahn saws) is named after the House of Parliament.
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Japanese signs 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
1. Give your seat up to those with the old "four hours or more" issue,
2. Vacate for kids with a good WI-FI signal.
3. Feel free to entertain the passengers with your rendition of wonderwall, on the cymbals.
4. Please beware of government tracking devices disguised as dildoes.
· Edited 3 years ago
When you try to be philosophical 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I tried. Now I'm not allowed within 5km of the playboy mansion.