Because he's hung like a Donkey

You could literally publish this in any era, and it would make sense.
Apart from the eras when English was all weird and shit.

I only have it for my girlfriend's gaming shorts, and German Shepherd puppies.

Highly underrated movie.

I see Antony Daniels isn't in shot.
Nobody liked him apparently...

I've always said that there isn't "the one" for you. There's statistically about 700,000 people out there that are absolutely perfect for you.

3

Only one year to go!

Panics*
Please stop getting this meme wrong.

Well, shit...

What if she's actually Asexual, but doesn't know how to tell him?

Not to mention having the area between the vagina and the ass, tear open like wet tissue paper.

The tongue thing was actually due to the prosthetics needing to be kept moist to prevent the glue from drying out under the lights. It kept curling up, and to prevent the shooting from having to keep being interrupted, Heath did it so they could keep rolling.
The makeup artists found a better way to keep them down, but by then it had become a character trait.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object...

Part of the military budget is to feed homeless veterans..

I'm sure Britain can do better than Emma Watson.

More people in the world have less than two arms, than have two.

Thafuckisthisshit? - frustrated, disappointed, confused, and demanding better.

Some white people.
Enough with the racism.

The comment that was cropped off was Gold.
"So Cats are like the English, and Dogs are like The Japanese...?"

Amateur

Idk. The bottom one has ridiculous saturation to make it look worse?