"Your Mom was Better"

Because then it would be netball and the other players would have to leave the pitch. Gahd.

How did he manage to sing with the mic on backwards?

**Random**
Southern Comfort.
Shared 6 bottles with 4 friends, and ended up filling a sink, some of the bath and the toilet with puke.
Never again. That stuff is evil.

She had such a bright future.
She already acted in some huge, long running series at the time.
Look at her filmography, it's excellent for such a young actor.

Just change the batteries, you lazy cow.

Days later, your Dad was arrested.

Nah, they're the many vaginas we can go through when we go through this all again.
The last star we see before we die, is the next vagina we go through.

Because he's hung like a Donkey

You could literally publish this in any era, and it would make sense.
Apart from the eras when English was all weird and shit.

I only have it for my girlfriend's gaming shorts, and German Shepherd puppies.

Highly underrated movie.

I see Antony Daniels isn't in shot.
Nobody liked him apparently...

I've always said that there isn't "the one" for you. There's statistically about 700,000 people out there that are absolutely perfect for you.

3

Only one year to go!

Panics*
Please stop getting this meme wrong.

Well, shit...

What if she's actually Asexual, but doesn't know how to tell him?

Not to mention having the area between the vagina and the ass, tear open like wet tissue paper.

The tongue thing was actually due to the prosthetics needing to be kept moist to prevent the glue from drying out under the lights. It kept curling up, and to prevent the shooting from having to keep being interrupted, Heath did it so they could keep rolling.
The makeup artists found a better way to keep them down, but by then it had become a character trait.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object...

Part of the military budget is to feed homeless veterans..