I'd add: "Constant blocked toothpaste tube that means you squeeze extra hard to unblock it, ending up wasting way more than you need.
Every time, no matter what paste you buy"
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"The milk always gets that air bubble that forces the milk to miss the bowl and go everywhere".

Man of steel is a masterpiece.

Only ten years to go!

You missed a perfect chance to title it "BaSKATball"

What if at the end you don't die, or they believe it's an undeserved happy ending?
What if you're their favorite character because of how much you taught them about being a better person, after reading about you?
What if they want to lead you to your doom, or eternal misery...?

As a half Irish man, you're formally uninvited to celebrate St. Patrick's day.

He says quite a few words actually.

Reading this post, I feel like I'm scrolling through British TV.

That Duck will kill the Hawk then fuck it.
Ducks are brutal. He fears nothing.

There's A Mogwai in that tub...

Best*

I knew that.

ScientificaLLY AccurATE Duck Tales!

Red Church

"M'lady"

Took me a while...

I drink Milk protein mixed into milk.

I read that in Zack de la Rocha's voice