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kingswitcherii


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Rewatching your comfort show 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Peep show for me
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What would you wish upon your enemies? 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Every time anyone is outside your room
What would you wish upon your enemies? 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I'd add: "Constant blocked toothpaste tube that means you squeeze extra hard to unblock it, ending up wasting way more than you need.
Every time, no matter what paste you buy"
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"The milk always gets that air bubble that forces the milk to miss the bowl and go everywhere".
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DC keeps struggling to make good movies 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Man of steel is a masterpiece.
Bioshock is real! 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Only ten years to go!
Poopsketball? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
You missed a perfect chance to title it "BaSKATball"
Gotta fight for your right to party 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Irish livers don't fail, they pickle prematurely.
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Write it. Someone write it. 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
What if at the end you don't die, or they believe it's an undeserved happy ending?
What if you're their favorite character because of how much you taught them about being a better person, after reading about you?
What if they want to lead you to your doom, or eternal misery...?
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Gotta fight for your right to party 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
As a half Irish man, you're formally uninvited to celebrate St. Patrick's day.
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The true legend 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
He says quite a few words actually.
Cheemse 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Reading this post, I feel like I'm scrolling through British TV.
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Hawk doesn't understand why duck isn't afraid [or edible] 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
That Duck will kill the Hawk then fuck it.
Ducks are brutal. He fears nothing.
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Magic 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
There's A Mogwai in that tub...
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Weirdest grandparents ever 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Best*
Fillosuffee 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I knew that.
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Hol up 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
ScientificaLLY AccurATE Duck Tales!
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The scariest of all grandmas 153 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Red Church
Potatoes! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Took me a while...
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More oats per oat 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I drink Milk protein mixed into milk.
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I don't know how to tell you this .. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
...and the "borough" suffix, as in "a nice trip to Scarborough" or "Farnborough is a shithole" is pronounced "Bruh" unless you're saying "borough council" or something.
Yeah, we're weird.
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I don't know how to tell you this .. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Wooster-Sheer" try it in a cheese toastie.
Awesome stuff.
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The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Yah.
RIP, Sidney Poitier. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Bob Saget died?? MOTHER fff
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Poetry 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I read that in Zack de la Rocha's voice
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