I'll stop the world and dissolve it like an uncoated pill 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
What about your Dog?
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What are you wearing? 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
It's a precursor to dirty chat.
It's not a top secret FBI file solved only by Mulder and Scully.
It's not a top secret FBI file solved only by Mulder and Scully.
Every time I watch STARWARS I think 15 comments
I get it 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
You really didn't, you just wanted to slam the English for an historical tweet to appear both witty and patriotic.
It's really a nice place to live if you don't mind the dead animals, p*rn, and appliances 7 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
I lived in an affluent British village, and on the greenbelt areas (national trust protected), me and my friends used to find burned out cars, where joyriders had stolen a car, got bored and burned it out to stop it being detected.
The trees never caught fire or anything, just started growing away from where the fires started.
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The trees never caught fire or anything, just started growing away from where the fires started.
*squints* 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
I inspected parts that went into that.
If the toilet door jams, it's my fault.
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If the toilet door jams, it's my fault.
Divine 8 comments
Big boy gru 11 comments
What would you wish upon your enemies? 32 comments
What would you wish upon your enemies? 32 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
I'd add: "Constant blocked toothpaste tube that means you squeeze extra hard to unblock it, ending up wasting way more than you need.
Every time, no matter what paste you buy"
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"The milk always gets that air bubble that forces the milk to miss the bowl and go everywhere".
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Every time, no matter what paste you buy"
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"The milk always gets that air bubble that forces the milk to miss the bowl and go everywhere".
DC keeps struggling to make good movies 41 comments
Poopsketball? 3 comments
Gotta fight for your right to party 5 comments
Write it. Someone write it. 13 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
What if at the end you don't die, or they believe it's an undeserved happy ending?
What if you're their favorite character because of how much you taught them about being a better person, after reading about you?
What if they want to lead you to your doom, or eternal misery...?
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What if you're their favorite character because of how much you taught them about being a better person, after reading about you?
What if they want to lead you to your doom, or eternal misery...?