Hey man, he's just got places to be, leave him the duck alone.

Warranted

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, because ducks can't stop themselves from shitting.
Tru fax

The slow boiled frog approach to war.
Slowly take over countries without pissing off people enough to get invaded yourself. Form an alliance, and take over the world, piece by piece.
Before you know it, we're Russia's bitch, and everyone wonders how they did it.

* keyboard intro to Baba O'Rily *

Hehe..Crowberman

It's a precursor to dirty chat.
It's not a top secret FBI file solved only by Mulder and Scully.

No. Pink Floyd suck.

You really didn't, you just wanted to slam the English for an historical tweet to appear both witty and patriotic.

Nobody Panics*

I lived in an affluent British village, and on the greenbelt areas (national trust protected), me and my friends used to find burned out cars, where joyriders had stolen a car, got bored and burned it out to stop it being detected.
The trees never caught fire or anything, just started growing away from where the fires started.

Snoik

No homeowner...

This is beautiful

I inspected parts that went into that.
If the toilet door jams, it's my fault.

That bird is gonna shit like a volcano when he's done.

Rapist in Therapist

R/slazo made a good argument, that he's closer to 8 foot tall.

It looks like the vials from Death Becomes Her...

Well, fuck a duck...

Peep show for me