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kingswitcherii


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SW Day 55 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
BIB!
The Things You See on the Subway 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Hey man, he's just got places to be, leave him the duck alone.
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It Had to Be Done 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Warranted
24 Interesting Facts 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, because ducks can't stop themselves from shitting.
Tru fax
I'd rather not be living through a historical event 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
The slow boiled frog approach to war.
Slowly take over countries without pissing off people enough to get invaded yourself. Form an alliance, and take over the world, piece by piece.
Before you know it, we're Russia's bitch, and everyone wonders how they did it.
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I bet you're wondering how I got here - Subnautica 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
* keyboard intro to Baba O'Rily *
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Dogs + birds = this 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Hehe..Crowberman
Feelin' jealous? 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Haha sorry. I often forget I'm on random.
I'll stop the world and dissolve it like an uncoated pill 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
What about your Dog?
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What are you wearing? 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It's a precursor to dirty chat.
It's not a top secret FBI file solved only by Mulder and Scully.
Every time I watch STARWARS I think 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Reading article linked above, they fought in the clone wars.
Feelin' jealous? 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
No. Pink Floyd suck.
I get it 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
You really didn't, you just wanted to slam the English for an historical tweet to appear both witty and patriotic.
When staying with my parents over the summer 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Nobody Panics*
It's really a nice place to live if you don't mind the dead animals, p*rn, and appliances 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I lived in an affluent British village, and on the greenbelt areas (national trust protected), me and my friends used to find burned out cars, where joyriders had stolen a car, got bored and burned it out to stop it being detected.
The trees never caught fire or anything, just started growing away from where the fires started.
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They did the meme 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I...I'm not...thank you.
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Rune-substance #3 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Snoik
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No need to fear 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
No homeowner...
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They did the meme 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
This is beautiful
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*squints* 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I inspected parts that went into that.
If the toilet door jams, it's my fault.
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Divine 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
That bird is gonna shit like a volcano when he's done.
And "fun" in FunSubstance 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Rapist in Therapist
Big boy gru 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
R/slazo made a good argument, that he's closer to 8 foot tall.
Antique Victorian perfume bottle shaped like a sword 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It looks like the vials from Death Becomes Her...
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Prom night 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Well, fuck a duck...
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