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kingswitcherii


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Help me out here 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Birbnana
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Madlad 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"I have a headache"
"Take this.."
"Great, now I'm constipated"
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I think it's an apple 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"A small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic warden!"
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Stay strong short king 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
There is hope...just not on Tinder
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O-rihnj vs oar-rihnj 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Aurnj"
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Medical health is a social construct 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Spot on.
Quack! 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Crapto currency!
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Scenes. Well done England Women. Euro 2022 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I may have shed a tear.
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Teach me thy ways, o wise ones 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It me
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Name this album 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"All I'm askin..."
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Two hits in one 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
All the floppy people, where have their air legs gone?
All the floppy people, why are their arms so long?
Aaaaaaahhhh look at all the Floppy people.
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Fun fact of the day :) 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
If you eat a whole garlic clove a day, it can reduce your risk of ever having sex, unless you're on your own.
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Weird… 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication.
Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation.
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors.
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors.
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers.
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers.
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers.
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
Weird… 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
...that's so...LIKE A SURGEON!!!...
· Edited 2 years ago
The hell you say boy? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Say that looking at them from the front. Lmao
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What do you mean, you people? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Downey*
You put some respect on that name.
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There's beauty in the broken 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I thought it was supposed to be fused back together with gold, not painted.
Haunted by my own reflection 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
No, you have laughing at salads. Let us have this.
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Haunted by my own reflection 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
...And pat your face dry with a singular paper towel, before staring yourself down in the mirror.
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Good old times...wait a minute 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I'm 43, and this was last Friday.
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Good old times...wait a minute 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Yes, and it's awesome.
Bamboozle 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"I can I can't!"
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What kind of Double Stuf is this? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Today in: "Things that never happened"
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Where is my due 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Sure. It's everyone else's fault you're a Cunt.
What year is this?! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Really? Kate Bush is number one again?
Stranger things?
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