Dare To Frog

I'll take "shit that never fucking happened in a million years" for $4,000

"Now with glory hole!"

Or...and hear me out, they're all mixed up with loads of different ones and just shoved in according to measurement by a machine.
Chances are, you're eating 5 or 6 different pineapples.

Plot Twist: Food poisoning wants you to be able to eat it, it's the getting rid of it without taking you with it that it excels at.

Frogains, to Frogoals.

Can we stop saying months when it passes a year?
1 year old. She's one year old.

Maybe I watch too much porn, but...

Then everyone clapped...

I read that as "Clowns" and went on a trip.

I never knew Coyotes were surgeons.

This just boils my piss.

It's the same, but your genitals do it instead.

I fucking hate Adobe.
Even when you pay, the damn thing is bugged to fuck.

Well, it's about S&M, so I'm not quite sure it'll fit the brand.

"Took three weeks to be weened, but I have these cute toe beans, you know you wouldn't want me any other way"

No, Dougal. That one is just far away...

Nope. No idea.

Big tiddy Goth, ok.
Big Tiddy, with big everything else Goth?
Nah, Im good.

No. They're Whalenets.
Best of luck correcting the joke! :)

I don't get this big war between Marijuana smokers and Alcohol drinkers.
Just do your thing, and let others do theirs.

I actually thought this about the musician

The latin derivative for Hiccups means "catching ones breath while weeping".
In the UK it's spelled Hiccough.