Flat Earthers: "We believe a flat earth exists"
Intelligent people: "Why is it just earth though?"
Fart Huffers: "Because we can't yet explain how Saturn does the rings thing"

"I KEEP HEARING VOICES!!"
"That's how hearing works, genius"

Some Asexuals do enjoy sex, some just don't have it as a priority and need time to prepare for it mentally.
I'm in a relationship with an Asexual woman, and tbh, after years of the pressure of performing like a porn star, with women that perform the bare minimum, it's nice to be liked for who I am, rather than what I can do.

I see no Raiden Shogun...

People in Africa starving, with AIDS:
-_-

No, the hole bowl is my ex-wife.

So it's not a radio, but a time machine?
Place your bets!

Dare To Frog

I'll take "shit that never fucking happened in a million years" for $4,000

"Now with glory hole!"

Or...and hear me out, they're all mixed up with loads of different ones and just shoved in according to measurement by a machine.
Chances are, you're eating 5 or 6 different pineapples.

Plot Twist: Food poisoning wants you to be able to eat it, it's the getting rid of it without taking you with it that it excels at.

Frogains, to Frogoals.

Can we stop saying months when it passes a year?
1 year old. She's one year old.

Maybe I watch too much porn, but...

Then everyone clapped...

I read that as "Clowns" and went on a trip.

I never knew Coyotes were surgeons.

This just boils my piss.

It's the same, but your genitals do it instead.

I fucking hate Adobe.
Even when you pay, the damn thing is bugged to fuck.

Well, it's about S&M, so I'm not quite sure it'll fit the brand.