Cats do this the world over.
Big cats often creep up and scare each other for a laugh.
There's a guy on YouTube that hangs with loads of them, and devotes a whole video to it.

Fuck Amy Schumer.
Take it as advice, or an insult to her; your choice.

"Ow! I bent my Wookie!"

Rowan Atkinson appears out of nowhere...ok

"Hello police? Yeah, it's little Johnny Cartwright from the flats, I want you to nail the sucker! Bust his ass!
Yeah?? Well what about the god damn Jaffa Cakes Asswipe??"

Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
A lovely morning song about r*pe.

Moon Moon; The lost years.

Can't wait for Nick fury and the lone avenger assembles.

Brahramin women didn't have to practice this though, as they were already considered the highest societal caste.

If I have to guess, I'm not interested.
Going out with someone that is barely legal would be like dating a child anyway, and don't forget, we hated ourselves as children.
Spare a thought for your bf and gf at the time.

R.I.P 9/11 Doggo

Imagine being the first pope to prank the flock by putting a toy squeaker on the end of it.

Has Inspirobot sobered up or something?

"...subjectively, we are an illusion, there is no such thing as death and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather..."

What an Idiot, everyone knows Oregano is the 33rd US state.

Ah Yes, Matilda, written by the famous American Author Rhoald Dahl...

Flat Earthers: "We believe a flat earth exists"
Intelligent people: "Why is it just earth though?"
Fart Huffers: "Because we can't yet explain how Saturn does the rings thing"

"I KEEP HEARING VOICES!!"
"That's how hearing works, genius"

Some Asexuals do enjoy sex, some just don't have it as a priority and need time to prepare for it mentally.
I'm in a relationship with an Asexual woman, and tbh, after years of the pressure of performing like a porn star, with women that perform the bare minimum, it's nice to be liked for who I am, rather than what I can do.

I see no Raiden Shogun...

People in Africa starving, with AIDS:
-_-

No, the hole bowl is my ex-wife.

So it's not a radio, but a time machine?
Place your bets!