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kingswitcherii


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What a waste of mayo 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I like Coleslaw.
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Fly home, buddy. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Oh sure, the N-word is fine, but I say Piers Morgan is such a Cunt that he'd come second in a world Cunt competition, and I get banned for a week...
Make it make sense, Elon!
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kek 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Someone's racism is showing...
The gods of chaos provide 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
'And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"...'
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Breathe air 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
It's been about two months so far.
I used to use it as my stress trigger, but I took up wine, and working out instead.
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Breathe air 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Yup. I took it up recently to try and quit smoking.
I mean, I have stopped smoking, so it worked, but I've also not stopped coughing.
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I've also quit Vaping.
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Just use your trust fund 29 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
If anyone ever has a go at you for your massively long posts, please reply with a massively long post.
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Who needs clean air anyway 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Voldemort loves his Barbeton Chicken
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Surprise motherf**ker 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Cats do this the world over.
Big cats often creep up and scare each other for a laugh.
There's a guy on YouTube that hangs with loads of them, and devotes a whole video to it.
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Real life american gothic 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Fuck Amy Schumer.
Take it as advice, or an insult to her; your choice.
Happy Valentines Day Everybody! 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Ow! I bent my Wookie!"
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Absolute legend fr 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Rowan Atkinson appears out of nowhere...ok
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Quack! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Hello police? Yeah, it's little Johnny Cartwright from the flats, I want you to nail the sucker! Bust his ass!
Yeah?? Well what about the god damn Jaffa Cakes Asswipe??"
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I don't get payed enough 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
A lovely morning song about r*pe.
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Wolfes discovering Humans ca. 15.000 BC 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Moon Moon; The lost years.
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It’s ok he just became an artist 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Can't wait for Nick fury and the lone avenger assembles.
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Yeah the British Empire was in the right in this particular situation 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Brahramin women didn't have to practice this though, as they were already considered the highest societal caste.
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Who do people do this... smh -_- 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
If I have to guess, I'm not interested.
Going out with someone that is barely legal would be like dating a child anyway, and don't forget, we hated ourselves as children.
Spare a thought for your bf and gf at the time.
Last Surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog. She's 15 now. 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
R.I.P 9/11 Doggo
Whack-A-Pope 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Imagine being the first pope to prank the flock by putting a toy squeaker on the end of it.
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Wholesome prepping 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Has Inspirobot sobered up or something?
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We're not gonna make it, are we? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"...subjectively, we are an illusion, there is no such thing as death and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather..."
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Clownin' Around Day 4 - A Deep Discussion 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
What an Idiot, everyone knows Oregano is the 33rd US state.
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They also Britwashed The Office smh 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Ah Yes, Matilda, written by the famous American Author Rhoald Dahl...
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