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kingswitcherii


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Life hack, buy and destroy housing to force renting. 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
If you worked your ass off to buy a house so you can rent it and earn some money to yourself afford to live, then you're definitely not evil.
This tweet just comes off as entitled, and I'm pretty sure they're thinking of a name while tweeting this.
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Don't leave anything for the Time Being 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I don't swing that way tbh, but you do you...
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A test 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
That Cub sure has got some balls...
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Carrots! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Easter beads"
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As is only right and proper 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
So that's what internet dollars look like.
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They were always queer 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Or Waldorf could be married to Statler's sister, and through their shared bitterness of never having made in theatre, they spend their days shitting on performances to feel better about it...
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She's Right... 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
As hard as I try, I cant stop seeing a cup with legs.
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What is your guess? 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
A bread vase full of nipples
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Who is this thinking about ending 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I guess I'm the third type of person...
This is a standard post 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
This is a standard comment while on Random mode, that nobody will ever see.
The human eye is 24.2 millimetres in diameter 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Inspector's eye m8"
It was a pretty complicated geopolitical situation all around 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Most people see it as an excuse to kick-start the war, rather than a catalyst.
A catalyst would be something that one has less control over the motion it carries, but we had plenty of time to back off and resume peace.
The kaiser had other ideas though, and us getting involved was us refusing to flex our muscle anymore and just start punching.
It's more difficult to talk about how easily you're gonna knock out the champ, and convince people that it's true, than it is to prove it.
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Even the hand? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
The forbidden salad.
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It was a pretty complicated geopolitical situation all around 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I like Capt. Blackadder's explanation in Blackadder goes forth:
"Quite simply, it was too much effort NOT to have a war..."
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He's a rebel 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Careful on that edge, bro.
That actually makes sense 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Gareth's stapler in Jelly*
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What a waste of mayo 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I like Coleslaw.
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Fly home, buddy. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Oh sure, the N-word is fine, but I say Piers Morgan is such a Cunt that he'd come second in a world Cunt competition, and I get banned for a week...
Make it make sense, Elon!
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kek 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Someone's racism is showing...
The gods of chaos provide 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
'And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"...'
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Breathe air 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
It's been about two months so far.
I used to use it as my stress trigger, but I took up wine, and working out instead.
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Breathe air 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Yup. I took it up recently to try and quit smoking.
I mean, I have stopped smoking, so it worked, but I've also not stopped coughing.
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I've also quit Vaping.
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Just use your trust fund 29 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
If anyone ever has a go at you for your massively long posts, please reply with a massively long post.
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Who needs clean air anyway 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Voldemort loves his Barbeton Chicken
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