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kingswitcherii


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Blimp bisquick 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Take Fat
Retrocat 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Buffins. Presumably, short for "Sir Buffington"
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Must've tasted good 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
It started out as a rumour about Prince in the 80s.
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Don’t support the taliban 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Come Mr. Taliban, tally me Bananas.
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You must chose one 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I thought it meant take a Nerf shot or a slap.
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This will probably get taken down 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Oh, miss Jean...
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Casanova 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Cry with happiness, because he's just multiplied the pains in his ass.
Life hack, buy and destroy housing to force renting. 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
In the UK you can take it to the high court at your cost, and get a faster eviction.
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Life hack, buy and destroy housing to force renting. 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
If you worked your ass off to buy a house so you can rent it and earn some money to yourself afford to live, then you're definitely not evil.
This tweet just comes off as entitled, and I'm pretty sure they're thinking of a name while tweeting this.
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Don't leave anything for the Time Being 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I don't swing that way tbh, but you do you...
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A test 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
That Cub sure has got some balls...
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Carrots! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Easter beads"
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As is only right and proper 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
So that's what internet dollars look like.
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They were always queer 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Or Waldorf could be married to Statler's sister, and through their shared bitterness of never having made in theatre, they spend their days shitting on performances to feel better about it...
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She's Right... 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
As hard as I try, I cant stop seeing a cup with legs.
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What is your guess? 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
A bread vase full of nipples
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Who is this thinking about ending 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I guess I'm the third type of person...
This is a standard post 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
This is a standard comment while on Random mode, that nobody will ever see.
The human eye is 24.2 millimetres in diameter 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Inspector's eye m8"
It was a pretty complicated geopolitical situation all around 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Most people see it as an excuse to kick-start the war, rather than a catalyst.
A catalyst would be something that one has less control over the motion it carries, but we had plenty of time to back off and resume peace.
The kaiser had other ideas though, and us getting involved was us refusing to flex our muscle anymore and just start punching.
It's more difficult to talk about how easily you're gonna knock out the champ, and convince people that it's true, than it is to prove it.
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Even the hand? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
The forbidden salad.
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It was a pretty complicated geopolitical situation all around 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I like Capt. Blackadder's explanation in Blackadder goes forth:
"Quite simply, it was too much effort NOT to have a war..."
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He's a rebel 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Careful on that edge, bro.
That actually makes sense 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Gareth's stapler in Jelly*
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