"The year was Nineteen nickety Nine, and everyone was still doing the macarena for some reason..."

We've emancipated ourselves quite a few times, we're just British about it and don't see the need to celebrate when there's so many apologies to make, and queues to join.

Turkey: "I just bought a brand new BMV"

3. Become meme template.

Not below the waist, disqualified

It's true though

Most of my days are very "special".

Equally hard to swallow pills:
No amount of memes will cure that the show is awful.

Nights?

Britain: You're welcome to stay with us

Pretty much nobody is talking about it, and there are suggestions that his anti-semitic views were peddled hard because of what he knew about powerful people.
Personally, I think it's all bollocks and he's just redeemed a part of himself.

That'll never work.

People still wear masks in shops?

I should've recycled more, to prevent Greta Thunberg.

Turkmenistan.

They had every opportunity to use "beat" instead of "fight" and failed

I'm a one out of ten? That's just rude.
Your willy smells of fish.
If you don't have a willy, now you do, and it smells of fish.

Do women get it, or is it just guys?

Yes, every other museum in the world is perfectly innocent...