I'm letting Max in the Library.

Twitter: "MYSOGINIST!!!"

The Queen is dead...

"We do not eat this delicious, plump breasted pigeon..."

On the bright side, there should be enough DNA left for cloning.

What if the evil was: "Look, an educational and scientific theory called Mathematics!"?
"Who came up with this wonderful concept?"
"It was predominantly down to the Arabs and Indians refining it, sire but comes from ancient babelonia, the sumerians and the Greeks have made great strides!"
"BURN HIM AND PUT HIM IN A SARCPHOGUS WHILE STILL ALIVE!"

"The year was Nineteen nickety Nine, and everyone was still doing the macarena for some reason..."

We've emancipated ourselves quite a few times, we're just British about it and don't see the need to celebrate when there's so many apologies to make, and queues to join.

Turkey: "I just bought a brand new BMV"

3. Become meme template.

Not below the waist, disqualified

It's true though

Most of my days are very "special".

Equally hard to swallow pills:
No amount of memes will cure that the show is awful.

Nights?

Britain: You're welcome to stay with us

Pretty much nobody is talking about it, and there are suggestions that his anti-semitic views were peddled hard because of what he knew about powerful people.
Personally, I think it's all bollocks and he's just redeemed a part of himself.

That'll never work.