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kingswitcherii


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Sorry england 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Steve Buscemi, WIllem Defoe, Antony Davis, Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Kirsten Dunst, Micheal Strahan, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, "Iron" Mike Tyson, Woody Harrelson, Tom Cruise, Dan Heder, and Hillary Duff say Hi.
Wrong answers only pls 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
"I want to piss myself"
You don't need a girlfriend to be happy king 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
No, it actually does suck Imo.
Friends and girlfriends are different, and that's demonstrated by what you're like with both parties.
There are some things you'll never tell your bros, that you'll never tell your girl, because there's some things that women simply won't get their heads around and there's some things you'll never tell your bros because some things you won't want to have jokes made about.
You won't get the same release of endorphins from a hug from your bros that you would with your girl too, and at some point you'll want your bro to let go, but with your girl you can lie there all day and it won't get weird.
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Wavy 2 - Color Edition by LARRY CARLSON 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Hehe boobs
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They're Finally Starting to Get It 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
How transphobic of them...hmmMMMmmmm
I am very sad ha ha 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
He's also buff af
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riveting 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
"Bastad"
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God pulled a sneaky on him 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Oh right, it's fine when Zeus does it, but Lord our One God does it and all of a sudden it's "Wrong" and "Mary was the first to ever say his name during sex"
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I would watch the heck out of this 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
It's a trick; the vampire would take all your blood for the first month, then let your flat to someone else.
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d*ckriding moment 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Who?
She was everything :( 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Let it out here, then.
I've been there a lot, and I'm sure others have too.
The fact that I can say "a lot" also means I loved on and found love again.
There is always hope, even if there is no reconciliation.
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Yea. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
I bet the plastic is biodegradable though.
What's the difference between a Pizza hut employee and A Pizza? The Pizza can feed a 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
You have the choice of not working there, or keeping the shit job while searching for something better.
In my case though, it was just being in the right place at the right time.
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Teachers are real gems in this world 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
A former friend of mine didn't break his neck, but did tilt too far back and smacked his head on a metal radiator.
Was quite a lot of blood.
It was probably early Karma, because he ended up being part of a crowd that bullied me.
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Some cellophane In water and mirrored 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
I see the back of a T-800 being dunked in Cola.
Brotha or something 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
"My"
Do as I say, not... 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
He also hit women, which was strange for a pascifist.
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Dang it Max 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
I'm letting Max in the Library.
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My Homies are my Saviour 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
Twitter: "MYSOGINIST!!!"
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Make sure to arrange a pretty Waifu too for the Hero :) 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
The Queen is dead...
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breh 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 41 weeks ago
"We do not eat this delicious, plump breasted pigeon..."
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Under the mattress you’ll find 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 42 weeks ago
On the bright side, there should be enough DNA left for cloning.
evil? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 42 weeks ago
What if the evil was: "Look, an educational and scientific theory called Mathematics!"?
"Who came up with this wonderful concept?"
"It was predominantly down to the Arabs and Indians refining it, sire but comes from ancient babelonia, the sumerians and the Greeks have made great strides!"
"BURN HIM AND PUT HIM IN A SARCPHOGUS WHILE STILL ALIVE!"
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She didnt expect that one coming huh 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 42 weeks ago
Look like we have more morons here that still believe Amber Turd.
It's adorable.
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I swear he poses for the camera sometimes 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 42 weeks ago
Catwalk Supermeowdel
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