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kingswitcherii


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shirt 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
How every anime character is born.
d*ckriding moment 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Ah, right. That wanker.
Yeah, there's people with him on a t-shirt unironically in the UK
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I would watch the heck out of this 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Must be Louis, he's the only one with self control.
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I am very sad ha ha 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Watch out for that tree...
She didnt expect that one coming huh 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
That's a lot of words for someone that had no strong feelings on it.
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Did you? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Sadly, they had a massive increase in subs...
Too late. At least 303 years too late 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
The fourth one was the closest.
Not great, not terrible 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
- "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW"
- "Well that's you fucked"
- "Don't swallow, it'll burn"
- "Close your eyes, bite down on this and tell me when it hurts"
- "Don't tell my wife, not yet"
- "I did wonder what all the green stuff was..."
- "Fuck me, that's hot!"
- "Hold on, I can't breathe"
- "Isn't your sister supposed to be here by now?"
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Ariana Grande evolves and gains the N-word pass 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
The fuck happened there??
Sorry england 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Steve Buscemi, WIllem Defoe, Antony Davis, Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Kirsten Dunst, Micheal Strahan, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, "Iron" Mike Tyson, Woody Harrelson, Tom Cruise, Dan Heder, and Hillary Duff say Hi.
Wrong answers only pls 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"I want to piss myself"
You don't need a girlfriend to be happy king 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
No, it actually does suck Imo.
Friends and girlfriends are different, and that's demonstrated by what you're like with both parties.
There are some things you'll never tell your bros, that you'll never tell your girl, because there's some things that women simply won't get their heads around and there's some things you'll never tell your bros because some things you won't want to have jokes made about.
You won't get the same release of endorphins from a hug from your bros that you would with your girl too, and at some point you'll want your bro to let go, but with your girl you can lie there all day and it won't get weird.
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Wavy 2 - Color Edition by LARRY CARLSON 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Hehe boobs
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They're Finally Starting to Get It 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
How transphobic of them...hmmMMMmmmm
I am very sad ha ha 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
He's also buff af
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riveting 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"Bastad"
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God pulled a sneaky on him 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Oh right, it's fine when Zeus does it, but Lord our One God does it and all of a sudden it's "Wrong" and "Mary was the first to ever say his name during sex"
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I would watch the heck out of this 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
It's a trick; the vampire would take all your blood for the first month, then let your flat to someone else.
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d*ckriding moment 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Who?
She was everything :( 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
Let it out here, then.
I've been there a lot, and I'm sure others have too.
The fact that I can say "a lot" also means I loved on and found love again.
There is always hope, even if there is no reconciliation.
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Yea. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I bet the plastic is biodegradable though.
What's the difference between a Pizza hut employee and A Pizza? The Pizza can feed a 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
You have the choice of not working there, or keeping the shit job while searching for something better.
In my case though, it was just being in the right place at the right time.
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Teachers are real gems in this world 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
A former friend of mine didn't break his neck, but did tilt too far back and smacked his head on a metal radiator.
Was quite a lot of blood.
It was probably early Karma, because he ended up being part of a crowd that bullied me.
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Some cellophane In water and mirrored 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
I see the back of a T-800 being dunked in Cola.
Brotha or something 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 year ago
"My"