Once upon a time, there was a bridge.
It was very old and rickety, and many people wouldn't care to cross it.
It had seen a lot of action in its younger years, but since the prospectors left, those big muddy boots were all but a distant memory.
Depression had taken hold of the bridge, and it would sometimes look into the dark forest and wonder the glory years would ever return.
By mere happenstance, a Hollywood film crew had begun filming a movie about a reticent evil in a nearby log cabin.
Unbeknownst to the bridge, it was to appear in two integral scenes.
The bridge was ready, it had had not one acting lesson, and was somewhat nervous but who better to play the part of a bridge, than a bridge!?
Well, I wouldn't say much about the other actor's performances, but I do believe he had done rather well!
However, the movie bombed, as it was another remake.
But how many other bridges could say they'd been in a movie?
Only his brothers Jeff, and Lloyd could say for sure...

When's the divorce finalised?

Indeed.

Nobody likes a brag :-P

I've been there, and although I'm not yet out of it, I haven't given up hope of being number 101 on the Forbes most powerful...

Told ya!
http://whatculture.com/film/10-unbelievable-movie-cameos-you-probably-missed.php/5

My thoughts exactly

Adele would finally be the one to write: "...maybe it's just you..."

Shant.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one.