"Come on Asparagus, get your head in the game, last time it was the Steven!
At least you brought a bottle of Angela..."

Yeah, shit like that is just begging for down votes...

VERY Seriously. Sexual harassment is illegal, and can see a person brought to trial if reported.
When I was 17, I was assistant manager of a pet store and reported my manager for that very offence, and he was subsequently fired.
Those supposed career experts should, and can also be held to account (which career experts are these exactly, any names?)
Who told you it's socially acceptable, or indeed a matter of sex if one farts or swears??
I know men that swear, and women that swear, I don't look upon either of them differently for doing so. The same for farting, I myself choose not to do it front of anyone because I find embarrassing, and yes, uncouth I would only do it in front of my closest friends, or immediate family.
I really can't see anything on your list that didn't come under the blanket of extricating yourself from a true depiction of MODERN society.

Ok, some of these do seem wrong, but it goes back to my original comment. People are cunts. If not one person chooses to speak out in Kansas, nothing will be done.
If this is accepted as uniform, and the person takes the job, why not be a pioneer, and refuse to wear them?
It's not a law, and unfair dismissal charges can be brought against them.
Where is the evidence to back up what you say about fathers being hired over mothers? Or are you just trying to perpetuate more hatred by spouting rubbish?
I work with a guy that is married, and his wife is just about to have her second child in a year, her employers pay hey wages while she brings up the child, and her job is not under threat because of it.
Lady-like standards, huh? Only if you choose to follow stupid draconian social moray.
"Women who report sexual harassment are seen as prudes"
Again, where did you find that nugget of fiction? On lifetime? In my workplace, and all workplaces I've ever been in, sexual harassment is taken..

Once upon a time, there was a bridge.
It was very old and rickety, and many people wouldn't care to cross it.
It had seen a lot of action in its younger years, but since the prospectors left, those big muddy boots were all but a distant memory.
Depression had taken hold of the bridge, and it would sometimes look into the dark forest and wonder the glory years would ever return.
By mere happenstance, a Hollywood film crew had begun filming a movie about a reticent evil in a nearby log cabin.
Unbeknownst to the bridge, it was to appear in two integral scenes.
The bridge was ready, it had had not one acting lesson, and was somewhat nervous but who better to play the part of a bridge, than a bridge!?
Well, I wouldn't say much about the other actor's performances, but I do believe he had done rather well!
However, the movie bombed, as it was another remake.
But how many other bridges could say they'd been in a movie?
Only his brothers Jeff, and Lloyd could say for sure...

When's the divorce finalised?

Indeed.

Nobody likes a brag :-P

I've been there, and although I'm not yet out of it, I haven't given up hope of being number 101 on the Forbes most powerful...

Told ya!
http://whatculture.com/film/10-unbelievable-movie-cameos-you-probably-missed.php/5