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kingswitcherii


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Elephant sketch my friend made, she spent over 60 hours on it 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
A photo would've been quicker.
This week on "I Didnt Know I Was A Satanist"... 87 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Satanism:
Not hiding our virtues under a shroud of meaningless poetry, and respecting the rules of safe boundaries, since for fucking ever.
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I Love The Natural Look Too.....*cough*…… 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
"...Why you not a hobbit bitch? I forget..."
Trojan 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Introduce him to an Irish Catholic, set the record straight.
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As a grocery store clerk, if you do this I salute you 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
For once, I get to be good guy Greg.
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Trojan 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
My work shoes are made by a company called Trojan...it's quite disturbing...
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Not all seals are awkward. This one's so happy! 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Damn, that's one happy and frickin adorable seal.
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A massage from the past 30 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Mr. :-)
Oh yes, inject it 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
The expression on his face reminded me of Doge.
It really is that simple...I'll take the down-votes gladly, and continue being an awesome person.
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A chimp bottle feeding a leopard 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
What's a chimp bottle?
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I kinda need these 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
I have an ex that has a pair of those.
I think she was born with them, in fact.
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Car keys 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
How does Alicia keys know that her child would be a boy? Illuminati!?
Car keys 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Yours will be the coolest kid in school.
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I don’t believe I was the only one 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Oh good God...the bane of my life.
Many hours of trying to learn "London's fucking burning" did my head in.
This is what I have to do to my dog so I can cut his nails with no sass 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
He's probably too busy trying to breathe.
Player 3 entered the game 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Impressive dodging skills.
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Lies 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
"...Thanks for asking how my weekend was, you arrogant bastard..."
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Please right this wrong human 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Start sleeping on the radiator, that'll learn him.
No matter what angle you look at this picture, the gun will always point at you 31 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
I just turned my phone upside down.
Jesse fell out of the top of my phone, and I turned the gun on him.
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Shuddup Chocolate 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
"Come on Asparagus, get your head in the game, last time it was the Steven!
At least you brought a bottle of Angela..."
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Gender Bent Justice League.... 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Yeah, shit like that is just begging for down votes...
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Gender Bent Justice League.... 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
You mean supergirl isn't really a girl?
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Gender inequality 120 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
VERY Seriously. Sexual harassment is illegal, and can see a person brought to trial if reported.
When I was 17, I was assistant manager of a pet store and reported my manager for that very offence, and he was subsequently fired.
Those supposed career experts should, and can also be held to account (which career experts are these exactly, any names?)
Who told you it's socially acceptable, or indeed a matter of sex if one farts or swears??
I know men that swear, and women that swear, I don't look upon either of them differently for doing so. The same for farting, I myself choose not to do it front of anyone because I find embarrassing, and yes, uncouth I would only do it in front of my closest friends, or immediate family.
I really can't see anything on your list that didn't come under the blanket of extricating yourself from a true depiction of MODERN society.
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Gender inequality 120 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Ok, some of these do seem wrong, but it goes back to my original comment. People are cunts. If not one person chooses to speak out in Kansas, nothing will be done.
If this is accepted as uniform, and the person takes the job, why not be a pioneer, and refuse to wear them?
It's not a law, and unfair dismissal charges can be brought against them.
Where is the evidence to back up what you say about fathers being hired over mothers? Or are you just trying to perpetuate more hatred by spouting rubbish?
I work with a guy that is married, and his wife is just about to have her second child in a year, her employers pay hey wages while she brings up the child, and her job is not under threat because of it.
Lady-like standards, huh? Only if you choose to follow stupid draconian social moray.
"Women who report sexual harassment are seen as prudes"
Again, where did you find that nugget of fiction? On lifetime? In my workplace, and all workplaces I've ever been in, sexual harassment is taken..
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Gender inequality 120 comments
kingswitcherii · 10 years ago
Can we do away completely with this battle of the sexes?
It's 2014, and we should be well over this by now.
Life is not equal, nor is the argument that the post offers.
Some people are cunts, let's just leave it at that.
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