I'm glad there's porn in the internet now, it means I don't need to ask the shop assistant for a ladder...

Ice cream for breakfast, because I'm an adult and fuck you!

Then after six weeks, when I start to show progress, give up cause I think I've worked hard enough for one year...

Warm up the defibrillator, I'm going in...

Meh, I just keep the save files and delete the rest.
Then I can always download them again.

"...New international bestseller, by Nicholas Parks..."
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"...The sex scenes are gross ..."
***** The New York Times
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"...Why would anyone write a love story about snails!??..."
**** The Independent
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"...Tasty..."
***** Wal-Mart Gazette
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"...because there's bacon hidden in the middle..."

...Or you could just communicate. :P

"...dude, I'll be your best friend, and save you from burning building, but I draw the line right there..."

Every time you shave your beard, you make a little girl cry.
Remember this gentlemen.

What a massive Wanker.
I've never rated this guy, he's not even as good as "Snow" (who?...exactly).

What age is that?
I'm 35...did I miss a meeting?

Loving the matching Ultimate Warrior pjs :-)

For me, this is a disturbing photo.
The pups want food, but mum refuses...and it just keeps going...

I see a pixar plot forming...

..Looks like it's been copyrighted already...

Fat shaming, the cornerstone of morally defective entertainment.

Try it. You'll get it.

I think they just tell him he works in a mental hospital.
They take away his TV at home, so he'll never tune in, and find the truth.

When I die - Antony and the Johnsons.

Well if my name was a semi-palindrome of Anal, I'd be pretty upset too...

Unlocked upstairs window it is...