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Wolverine at Comic Con Russia. Yes this is a cosplay 6 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

That is perfect.

Permission to bite 6 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

So nibble, much fluffy, very slobber.

There's always time for tea 6 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

...where are the crumpets for heaven's sake?

I don’t believe I was the only one 41 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

LOL, I can't believe someone's made it a mission to down-vote almost everything...

He dodged a bullet there 11 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

I don't get flavored condoms, I mean I obviously know WHY they were invented,
It just doesn't really matter how you flavour it, you're still tasting rubber surely.
Yuck!

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He dodged a bullet there 11 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

I've been there, it's not nice.
I had reason to suspect, but I trusted her implicitly.
I never got the same in return, proving that she was never really mine...

This Can't Be A Good Sign 25 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

It better be vegetarian, or I'll be fuhrious!

These intros got really specific 4 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

"...If it takes forever..."

Enough said 10 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

•_•)
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Are you sure you're trying...
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( •_•)>⌐■-■
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(⌐■_■)
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Hard enough...?
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAHH

I give you... Pepperoni pizza cake 19 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

**affixes snorkel, dives in majestically**

Is not easy being short 16 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

I'm glad there's porn in the internet now, it means I don't need to ask the shop assistant for a ladder...

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It's worth the brain freeze 26 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

Ice cream for breakfast, because I'm an adult and fuck you!

This was me when I started working out 2 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

Then after six weeks, when I start to show progress, give up cause I think I've worked hard enough for one year...

I give you... Pepperoni pizza cake 19 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

Warm up the defibrillator, I'm going in...

Gamer problem 9 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

Meh, I just keep the save files and delete the rest.
Then I can always download them again.

Snails in rain 12 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

"...New international bestseller, by Nicholas Parks..."
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"...The sex scenes are gross ..."
***** The New York Times
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"...Why would anyone write a love story about snails!??..."
**** The Independent
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"...Tasty..."
***** Wal-Mart Gazette
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The Korean version of the Wave 26 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

My friends are imaginary, and they talk about me behind my back.
#bollocks

I really want in on the joke 13 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

"...because there's bacon hidden in the middle..."

I don't think there's an appropriate way to tell a girl she needs to workout 16 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago

...Or you could just communicate. :P

I don't do that shit bro 7 comments

kingswitcherii · 9 years ago