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kingswitcherii


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Making important copies 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
...As you were team...
Enjoying a hot bath above the clouds 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Fashioned from the finest want!
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Now It's Time To Be Afraid 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm as worried about Ebola, as I was about bird flu, and swine flu.
Not one fuck given.
I was hoping this would be a haven from all the media tat regarding this, twas not to be :-(
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How to identify a British 35 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Oliver Reed pronounced it "twot" in the British version of castaway (same name different film).
It changed some time after the 70's for some reason
How to identify a British 35 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
If you put the water in first, it scorches the milk.
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But we don't give a monkey's, and will hunt you down if you have the audacity to do so.
Plus, it's not a real cuppa, unless it's with "Yorkshire Tea".
Pg tips and tetley are the free crap you get at work.
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just too cute :D 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm sorry, it just looks like Minnie's farting fruit.
What are you looking at 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Damn you new shows, taking credit for old jokes!!
I will take two of them.. 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'd eat one, then go back for another.
I fooled the system!
I am Jeaniouse.
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Whoa...that's deep 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
This is way older than 2005
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Is it a bird or is it a woman? 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
wombird, or birman?
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Dead vegans 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Considering in the life of PI, that the animals were largely metaphorical, he probably spent a lot of time eating humans...
Jehovah's witnesses may not take the vaccine...
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Dead vegans 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Here we go again...
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Disney Happy Endings 69 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Why is Hercules breast-feeding?
Oh, and Disney...?
You broke my heart, you cruel bitch.
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Dogs are wonderful 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
For some reason when a dog does this, it's adorable, but when cats do it, I want to kill all the things.
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oh 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Why's there so many statements regurgitating the OP's exact same point here?
Reading is magic ! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
...If a cat learned to read..
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And what if he flirts back?? !!This relationship is moving too fast! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Funny that you could've used the word "woman" but chose something less intelligent.
No wonder you're anonymous; coward.
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I can't be the only one who struggles with this, right? 28 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
^^ALL of them!
This is the most contradictory exercise equipment I've ever seen 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
"...and for all the reasons ever, I'm out..."
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Evolution of humans 66 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
We still have natural selection, we just rebranded it 'War'.
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Seriously, am I the only one? 36 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I kinda feel weird that Google taught me more about sex than my parents.
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This Can't Be A Good Sign 25 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I know :-)
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Made me giggle 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Monday IS Moonday.
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It was the real music television 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I can't believe someone just said "back in my day", and I related to it...fml
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