K Is Not Undercover

kisnotundercover


The CIA fired me so I'm no longer undercoverk :(
I can't say why or what I did or I'm done for...

— K Is Not Undercover Report User
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I don't have to be. I'll just burn you on contact
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I hope this helps 42 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I had to take a moment to laugh at this one
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I hope this helps 42 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Thank you :)
Whoever invented marriage 13 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
So I was at a wedding, and this was the mindset that one guy had on marriage
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Can northerners pls confirm 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
WE'RE USED TO THE FREEZING PITS OF WINTER HELL NOT THIS HEAT SHIT
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DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Please, you're nowhere near that yet
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Schrödinger's Cell Phone 5 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
No problem :)
I wonder what that feels like 20 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Alright, I'll try it
Thank you :)
Can northerners pls confirm 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
People act like they can't fucking drive when they know there's I've and snow outside and it's the WORST
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Can northerners pls confirm 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
From Chicago, can confirm
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DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
You're playing with fire, dear
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DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I'd like to see you try
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I wonder what that feels like 20 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Pebbleinthepond (old user) suggested the idea this year that I try instant breakfast. The thing that you just pour in your milk and it gives you all the nutrients and things, but I'm not so sure about it. I dunno maybe I'll try just drinking things like smoothies and things in the morning
Schrödinger's Cell Phone 5 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
A reference to Schrodinger's cat, which is a cat in a box, and until you open the box, that cat could be dead or alive.
So with this dropped phone, you won't know if the screen is cracked it not until you turn it over to look at the screen
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DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
The fuck does that even mean
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I wonder what that feels like 20 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I can't eat breakfast because eating that early in the morning makes me nauseous.
Last school year I had the earliest lunch period so I would just rely on that but I'm fucked this year bc now I have the last lunch period.
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Anyone have plans 6 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Depends if I go to.navy pier with my friend on Sunday or not
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT 47 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I'll fucking decimate you
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Who wants to be part of my salt squad?? 40 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Let's hope to another good year of orchestra :3
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Who wants to be part of my salt squad?? 40 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Oh awesome!

Our cellist section was pretty good last year
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Who wants to be part of my salt squad?? 40 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
I play the violin :)
You?
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Gold 7 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Same same
I think I might try again today
Who wants to be part of my salt squad?? 40 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
Literally me in orchestra last school year
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Too much 18 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
is this yaoi
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Who wants to be part of my salt squad?? 40 comments
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
You poor soul D:
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