kittycat_47
I'm 19, I cook, bake, read, and write. I'm really outgoing, and I'm extremely sassy xD I love classic rock and that's about all there is to know about me :)
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Dammit mom 27 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
in 8th grade my friend would watch porn on her phone all the time in class
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This time baby I'll be bulletproof 11 comments
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
Oh, Sieg Hell No!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
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You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
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I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
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You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
This is the best thing I have ever seen. 15 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
let me paint you a picture son, a portrait of a bitch after World War 1
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Edited 8 years ago
"To be or not to be. That is the question" 10 comments
If you don't get this, then you are too young to be on this site 22 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
we don't in the U.S. well, I mean some teachers might but it isn't very common anymore
Two days after payday... Every time 3 comments
If you don't get this, then you are too young to be on this site 22 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
in like 3rd grade this girl "tripped" on the cord and the teacher yelled at her for just doing it to get attention
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Edited 8 years ago
Whenever people criticize me 26 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
This isn't a spoiler, but as the series keeps going there's a lot more "adult humor" per say
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There's no pleasing this dude 5 comments
kittycat_47
· 8 years ago
well i've been blind in it my whole life, so for me it's normal. Yes I do drive...kinda. I have my permit but driving scares me (because of other drivers)
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my full name is Jane Doe
my social security number is 000-00-0000
and they're gone right now xD