Get in loser! We're going shopping

Especially while listening to classical music

I'm literally so sorry for literally misusing the word literally in literally every sentence I literally write or literally say

this is what my mind is thinking every second....all the fricken time...

I can change that last one for you...

except i'm too fricken tall so pajama pants are like two inches too short and never look adorably oversized :( -_-

I'm 14 and still at stage 12

Actually a lot of the time people who are learning a language know more about the language rules than people who were born speaking it. That's because you can only speak it if you know the rules, whereas if you're born speaking it you don't.

that is literally every fangirl ever

My best friend did that to me years ago, he still isn't talking to me. He can't even be in the same room as me anymore...

oh fresieans...... If I ever had one I'd name her Bellatrix

So depressing

Goat cheese

I'm literally dying right now and I can't stop laughing

hashahahahahahhhshsshueheuheuehuehwuheuahuha im dying, i've got the same thing, I have almost no gag reflex whatsoever

I've have never seen so many guests post on one picture