Holy moly, he was 8'11". By age one he was 3ft 3.5inches. His shoe size was 37. 0_0

Depending on how you cook the shrimp the tails can be quite yummy, they add a nice crunch to the dish

Young unicorn poop

*singing* If you're ever down in Texas look me up

I went to this little shop today and the owner looked super familiar to me. I walked around and kept staring at him trying to figure out where I had seen him. I get to the register and I'm still staring at him, wondering. I must have had a weird look on my face because the guys stops and says "Yes, I look like Kylo Ren." He had an uncanny resemblance to Adam Driver

I'd grow another eye because I'm blind in one and I think it would be absolutely amazing to see out of two eyes

I agree with everyone else, not so strange. My son cried when he learned about Ruby Bridges, and Rosa Parks, and segregation in general. He was amazed to learn that Bridges is only a couple years older than his grandpa.

Relatable, but I'm not sad about it. It's so nice and grabbable <3

I hate people who steal packages and mail. We can't get any type of package or holiday cards mailed to my house. No valentines, christmas, holloween, no birthday cards because someone always goes through our mail and opens the cards looking for money. They were even stealing my sons Kids National Geographic magazine...asshole. Someone used to steal my grandmothers Sunday newspaper. So one day I got up super early, put some dog poop in the middle of some old newspapers, and switched it out with the Sunday paper. They stopped stealing her paper :)

I'm part of the 5% that have haha My mother in law showed me peeling them and putting the slices in a salad with a little sea salt, yumm

I liked Leto as Joker, I wouldn't say he's the best but I didn't think he was terrible.
Here's the 15 reasons, some of them are dumb, some have an ok point
https://screenrant.com/suicide-squad-jared-leto-joker-best-version-adaptation/

That's kinda funny. Other young kids can read though, so if you take baby out in public in this you could be dashing the dreams of so many little ones

That's awful but the article does have some interesting points. The way it's written though seems like a checklist of excuses for cheaters. It's basically pushing for couples to be open to open relationships, which imo is fine and fun, and it urges communication which is good, but to say that cheating isn't bad is wrong. There is a difference between negotiated infidelity and going behind your partners back. It almost seems like it's hinting that if you're not comfortable with an open relationship then you need to be understanding of the cheater, which is BS.....

He had to walk 2 hours to work, not 5. It's a nice story
Edit: He's walking 5 hours total, to and from work
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2016/09/30/teen-who-walked-two-hours-to-work-surprised-by-cop-who-buys-him-bike/?utm_term=.0ea078de6d5b

My dog brings me her leash when she wants a walk. If I don't walk her when she wants she opens the back door and walks herself, leash still in her mouth

This happens almost every time I do dishes. I'll be listening to music, jammin' out and half zoned out, next thing I know there's water splashing all over me and every time I think "goddamn it, you f*ing idiot" Or there will be a spoon laying in the sink and I turn the water on it goes everywhere