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Boredom 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My father in law does this lol Sometimes he'll sit in line measuring stuff in stores too. He likes messing with people.We went shopping once and he was measuring chip racks, shopping carts, the conveyor belt then telling the people around us "In case you were curious that chip rack is 4'5"" or whatever. In checkout the cashier was telling him his total and dad in law goes "Ok but hold on. I wanna see how far you're standing from me" he pulled out his measuring tape and the guy stood there looking a little freaked out. Dad in law measures then says "hmm yep just as I suspected 3 feet."
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Neat trick 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My son can move his eyes in opposite directions and it creeps me out..it's really disturbing to be watching a movie at night and hear this little whisper "hey mom..." then turn to see his eyes going crazy
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There is always a way 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
"Public drinking was banned on the entire Coromandel Peninsula to deter violence during the holiday, and violators could have faced fines up to $250."
https://www.google.com/amp/www.newsweek.com/new-years-drinking-ban-private-island-new-zealand-767602%3famp=1
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"Wetter than an Otters Pocket" killed me xD 22 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I've only had it happen once. I met a guy, he was cool at first, liked him as a friend, exchanged numbers, talked for little bit then the dick pics started.
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"Wetter than an Otters Pocket" killed me xD 22 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lol it is, and they do. It's like telling them no makes it a challege. I had a guy sending me dick pics not too long ago. I tried telling him off, nicely at first, but he was persistent. I tried blocking his number but my phone doesn't block texts. After the 4th pic my husband sent him a graphic pic of his own (not a dick pic lol) and the guy stopped
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2 guys use some weird instruments to create awesome music 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
They're called melodicas and they are so much fun :)
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Music, a universal language 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lmao Oh my gosh, that was the best thing to wake up to. Reminds me of something my husband would do with our son. Thanks for tagging me :)
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Dog trained to protect his sister 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Aw, what a good pupper. I had a dog that was very protective of me as well. I'm hoping my shepherd will be like this with my son...we're in the process of training her but she's so damn lovable I'm not sure she's capable
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Morning people are annoying 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I'm the cat and my husband is the dog
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Seems like they're in for a good time 11 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That Marvin the Martian shirt is f*ing rad
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Seems like they're in for a good time 11 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Maybe the dildo's for him ;^D
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Stones getting shaped by the ocean, very beautiful 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
They look like yummy candy, or old fruit chews
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You did the right thing 20 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
No, you're right, I agree there's no difference. I didn't mean to say that there was. I guess a religious excuse to not eat something would be a little more understandable to me than just one day deciding to go vegan and making your kid do it too, since most vegans claim it's healthier but as long as you have a healthy non vegan diet there isn't really a difference.
Kind of a funny story..I was vegetarian when I met my husband. On our first date I was nervous about what he would think of me being vegetarian, so I decided I would order chicken strips and a salad and only have a bite or two of the strips. I took one bite of the chicken and it was so f*ing tasty I scarfed them all down. He sat there gawking at me like Wtf. I finally told him it was the first time I had eaten meat in 8 years and it was delicious. I paid for it later..it was so embarrassing. It took me months to be able to eat a full serving of meat
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you can get rich too bro! 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
The way he's holding his gun sideways. It's from the movie Date Night...this couple is being held at gunpoint. The guy turns his gun sideways and the husband calls it a killshot
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you can get rich too bro! 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh god, kill shot...that's a kill shot!
You did the right thing 20 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
@diyrogue That wouldn't surprise me. I was vegetarian for 8 years and I had to slowly incorprate meat back into my diet or it would mess my stomach up
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You did the right thing 20 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That's a very good point. I don't think a vegan household is wrong as long as the child is healthy and getting proper nutrition. I just don't like the idea of forcing something like that on others...if it's a religious thing that's different, but to force your kid to be vegan just because is not wrong, just something I don't agree with I guess because Veganism can be healthy but it can also be very unhealthy if you're not making sure your getting all your nutrients. So I just hope she's smart enough to do just that. I've known a lot of people who try vegamism thinking it's just cutting out animal products, and their health declines because they're not supplementing or researching the food they do eat
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The weight on my shoudler 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It was a planet. In All Star Superman he lifted 200 quintillion tons...with one hand, while stating he felt like he could lift more
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You did the right thing 20 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
She needs to learn to cook..not all vegan dishes are disgusting and bland, a lot of them can actually be very satisfying. That's wrong though, forcing your kid or anybody into whatever you're doing. Hopefully she's finding other good sources of protein, calcium, and all that other stuff a growing body needs
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Financial guru 13 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I thought the lines by his armpit were skin folds not tattoos...like loose, hanging skin
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Partners in crime. 11 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
No regrets
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N64 table 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Holy sh*t, I want..No, need this table. That's so freaking genius
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50 year old girls 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I wish I had Jesse's girl. Where can I find a woman like that?
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50 year old girls 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
She does have it goin' on
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Headbutting a watermelon 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Ouch, punched in the face with a watermelon
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