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Abandoned, former luxury train car 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I thought the seats were made of snake skin at first...that would be super uncomfortable lol
Always don't be c*cky.. Stories of the hare and tortoise 1 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
"Oop, you alright?..'scuse me bud"
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I'm Helen 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I'm Pam minus the mini van, and Helen minus the Neighborhood Association president
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Just big kitties doing kitty things 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Probably. My outdoor cat did the same when I had to keep her in...she shredded the blinds in one room, and a screen. I didn't even think of a tranq *_*
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Just big kitties doing kitty things 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Aw :) It either looks very pleased with itself, or it's stressed...kinda looks like it's panting, cats pant when stressed. We had a big mama kitty and her babies in our field earlier this summer. It was neat seeing the babies play, and the mom looked so majestic watching them
Big wallet 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
"Hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm puttin' my bike in it..." -40 yr old virgin ;)
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How to lose a high 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
He probably put it in one eye, and the other is red from crying
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People guesses other people's kinks 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Where the fuck do I sign up for this? Lol
My husband and I do this all the time...like almost daily when we're out and about. We like to guess single people or couples kinks. Sometimes we make up whole background stories for them. It's great
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Handsome priest 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Same. I love the fondling of the beads
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Handsome priest 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
He looks like he would be in Satan's Alley, from Tropic Thunder. "I've been a bad, bad boy, Father." Lmao
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Broooooooooo 1 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I could see Finn and Jake having this conversation on Adventure Time
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Biggest fan Rihanna 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I did not know a woman applying foundation to her shoulder could be so attractive lol I love her eyes and her smile
Meteorologist knows wassup 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Fu*** Weather
There's a face 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Yes :) I was just editing my comment to say that there are different types of apophenia. Pareidolia is when you see faces
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There's a face 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
No, it's the tendency to perceive connections and meaning between unrelated things. Not just faces, but shapes, figures, and patterns as well.
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Meteorologist knows wassup 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I have a dirty weather app that cusses at me and says "nice"when it's 69. Yesterday it was 105, it said "Holy shit it's hot! Don't fucking go outside!" When it's nice out it says "It's a great fucking day" or "shit it's nice out" or "not a single fucking cloud in sight". One day it was pretty windy and it said "go fly a fucking kite" and I couldn't stop laughing
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nathan 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lol I need some deep penetrating.....Bengay
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“The Dad” 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That's awesome :) My husband and I bought a little pool for our son and he actually loves it, and so do we! In the summer we hangout and play in it with him, then when he goes to bed my husband and I chill on the deck in the pool, talk, and watch the stars come out
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How does this even hap- Oh...OH! 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My first thought was Ace Ventura parked that truck
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Its a shame 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
One of my history teachers looked like a teacher from porn...unfortunately she didn't wear lingerie, but she did wear tight clothing. She was an ex Cowboys cheerleader and ohmygodd she was f*cking magnificent to look at
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The sign has spoken 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
No twat swats either
Shower thoughts 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I think both are good. You can say "sorry, it has boob sweat on it" or you can say " I have some serious humidititties goin' on"
For the record I do not condone handing people things covered in boob sweat
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Bear has a great name 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh my gosh! My shepherd does the same thing and I thought she was just weird lol I think it's so adorable
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Can't think of one motive 16 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I'm not familiar with the bible, that's just what I've read and heard from FEs. I didn't mean all christians are like that, sorry if it seemed that way. I know many sane christians haha I was just trying to answer the quesion of what would be gained by pointing out that a lot of FEs are christain and believe that the governments of the world are using round earth as a way of hiding god
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Can't think of one motive 16 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
From what I've read flat earthers say "they" are lying for money, control, and god. A lot of flat earthers are hardcore christian, and believe that the earth is as it was in the bible. They believe that in 1956 "they" found evidence of god (the firmament) in Antarctica and are trying to hide it. It's like a satanic influence type thing, keeping us from "the light"