Oh no...2 giant pigeons scoping out which car to shit on

Lyle Burgess also got 5 years probation. But get this, he doesn't even have to register as a sex offender ?!? And they let him plea guilty to Statutory rape, which usually involves someone 15 or older.
Lee Brooker got a life sentence because he had a prior felony from holding up a liquor store at gun point.

Omg my son LOVES this movie, this scene most of all. I've never seen him laugh as hard as he did the first time he saw this scene

Go, Diego, Go!

Puss in Boot

When my son was just a few months old we were sitting on my bed playing, and I had to fart. My husband wasn't home, so I just let it go. I wasn't expecting it to be loud, I don't nornally have loud farts...but it was. My son jumped and started crying, and I spent the next 15 minutes trying to calm him down while stifling my laughter. I still crack up when I think about it

It's Sid from Toy Story x_x

I'm the cutest cashier, my son is the cutest bagger

He then tried to release her but noticed she was "in poor health". He and a group of people tried to save her but they couldn't. She died :(
http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2018/07/16/texas-fisherman-reels-in-hammerhead-shark-catch-multiple-lifetimes.html
*I just noticed the title smh INTERNAL stingray wounds...yikes

I have goosebumps. That's amazing

Every time I hear Pavlov I think of the movie Igby Goes Down...Igby calls himself "Pavlovs Pothead. Every time a bing clinks my eyes water." Lol

I'm so glad it's a puppy lol My phone took forever to load and I was expecting a big spider to crawl out of the drain

My son would get ALL the tea lol Litter seriously bothers that kid, he even called someone out on it once. When we take our trips to Tahoe, or go hiking he always asks to bring a bag to pick up garbage. If anyone has seen the Robot Chicken episode with Captain Planet..that's my son "Respect the planet, or I'll fuckin' kill you!!!" Lol

My grandmother had a cat, Nari, who was a total bitch...I loved her to death, but she was just so f*ing moody with everyone. The first time my now husband came to my house (I lived with gma) Nari jumped on the back of the couch and started licking and sucking the hair on the back of his head. My husband was not a cat person, so he slowly turned to me with wide eyes "wtf is your cat doing?!" I was a little embarrassed. It was weird because she had bever done that before and never did it to anyone but my husband. That day my husband became a cat lover lol

My dad had a dog, Abby, that got knocked up and he sold her puppies. A while later he was at a gas station with her and there was another dog in the back of a truck. Abby started going crazy, trying to get to this other dog, which was very out of character for her. My dad said the other dog looked just like Abby so he asked the owner "where did you get your dog?" After some talking they figured out it was one of her pups, and she recognized it

Unfortunately, a lot of gay men refer to their asses as "pussy", so it still works

Lmao Half the time when I walk into my husbands music room he looks up at me with wide eyes and very seriously says "Don't come in here...", then quietly adds " i farted." Then he stares at me until I leave

"It's at the corner of Get A Map, and Fuck Off..."